Mining for Laughs: The ‘Metaphor’ Minecraft Server – Join for Epic Builds & Hilarious Shenanigans!

Builds, Competition, Driver, Epic, f1, Fast, formula1, GrandPrix, GridPosition, hilarious, hulk, Hulkenberg, HulkSmash, Join, laughs, metaphor, Minecraft, Mining, PodiumFinish, power, Racing, RacingDriver, Server, Shenanigans, SPEED, strength, success, talent, Victory

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Animals Bred:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	7076	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Welcome to our server, where you can unleash your inner Hulkenberg and smash through blocks like a boss! Join us for epic races around the track, where the winner gets a virtual podium filled with diamonds and emeralds. But watch out for those pesky creepers trying to sabotage your victory lap!

We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure waiting to be discovered by brave adventurers. Rumor has it that a legendary Hulkenberg suit is hidden somewhere in the depths, just waiting for someone brave enough to claim it.

Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual spa, where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. Treat yourself to a diamond facial or soak in a tub filled with golden apples – you deserve it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the thrill of being a Hulkenberg in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, once you’ve driven a virtual race car through a lava-filled obstacle course, you’ll never want to leave!

DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8092
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	3271

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

Granny Smith’s Ultra-Hardcore Pie Emporium 1.20.4 – A Slice of Competition and Prizes!

1.20.4, Competition, Competitions, competitive, Datapack, Discord, Emporium, experience points, granny, Hardcore, Minecraft, multi-player, Pie, Points, Prizes, PvE, PvP, Revive, Semi Vanilla, Server Rules, slice, Smiths, spawn ship, Survival, team competition, top scoring players, Uhc, ultrahardcore

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Don’t Die Minecraft Server
Features	Ultra-Hardcore mining, weekly competitions, special team events, and unique gameplay mechanics
Server IP	gapple.mchost.pro or 108.181.149.16:26998
Goal	Stay alive and earn points by surviving and completing challenges

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is the main objective of the server?

The main objective is to stay alive and earn points by surviving and completing challenges.

How can I earn a revive if I die?

If you die, you can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition.

What are the server rules?

Play fair and friendly, do not use client-side mods that give unfair advantages, and no hacking, x-ray resource packs, or hacked clients are allowed on the server.

What is the Apocalypse DataPack?

The Apocalypse DataPack introduces various enhancements and challenges to the gameplay, such as zombies turning players into zombies, enhanced skeletons, and unique mobs like Medusa and Herobrine.

How can I join the Discord server?

You can join the Discord server using the invite link: https://discord.gg/EP5Y9C7

Punching Trees & Making Babies: Best Minecraft Server Ever

aggression, alpha male, assertive, babies, breeding, challenge, Competition, Confrontation, Conquer, conqueror, conqueror’s mindset, DOMINANCE, explicit, Fighting, Intimidating, knockout, macho, making, Minecraft, Punching, rival, Rivalries, Server, threat, Trees, Vulgar

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Enchantments Applied:	169	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft server, where the competition is so fierce, you’ll be begging for mercy! Our server is like no other, with epic battles, crazy challenges, and a community that would make even the strongest warrior tremble.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player dared to challenge our top player to a duel. And let’s just say, it didn’t end well for them. Our top player knocked them out in one hit, then proceeded to breed their girlfriend’s cat…I mean, pussy. Yeah, that’s right. We don’t mess around on this server.

So, if you think you have what it takes to compete with the best of the best, then come on over to our Minecraft server. But be warned, you can’t fucking compete! And we’ll knock you out and breed your girl’s pussy…cat. Yeah, that’s what I meant. Join us now, if you dare.

GrasenSMP VS Hypixel

Adventure, alliances, Battles, Challenges, Community, Competition, creativity, Economy, Exploration, FRIENDSHIPS, Fun, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Riches, Skills, Survival, Victory, virtual currency, virtual world

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Hypixel	GrasenSMP
Pros	Pros
1. One of the largest Minecraft servers with a wide variety of minigames	1. Focuses on battles and building wealth with a unique lifesteal mechanic
2. Active player base and frequent updates	2. Provides opportunities for players to sell items for in-game currency
3. Offers custom game modes and events	3. Appeals to players who enjoy PvP combat and resource gathering
Cons	Cons
1. Can be overwhelming for new players due to the sheer number of options	1. Limited in terms of game modes and may not appeal to players seeking a variety of experiences
2. Some minigames may have long queue times or imbalanced gameplay	2. Smaller player base compared to larger servers like Hypixel
3. Requires a high-performance computer to run smoothly	3. May lack the same level of polish and refinement as more established servers

**FAQ:**

**1. What makes Hypixel stand out compared to GrasenSMP?**

– Hypixel is known for its vast array of minigames and custom game modes, attracting a large and active player base.

**2. Why choose GrasenSMP over Hypixel?**

– GrasenSMP focuses on PvP battles and building wealth through a unique lifesteal mechanic, providing a different gameplay experience.

**3. Which server is more beginner-friendly?**

– Hypixel may be more overwhelming for new players due to the numerous options available, while GrasenSMP offers a simpler focus on battles and resource gathering.

**4. Which server has a larger player base?**

– Hypixel is one of the largest Minecraft servers, attracting a large number of players, while GrasenSMP may have a smaller community.

**5. Can I sell items for in-game currency on both servers?**

– GrasenSMP allows players to sell items for money to build wealth on the server, offering a unique gameplay element not found on Hypixel.

BlotCraft VS Hypixel

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, Competition, Crafting, creativity, Customtextures, Economy, epicness, Events, Exploration, Factions, Fun, innovation, Kingdom, madness, multiplayer, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, teamwork, Towny

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Hypixel	BlotCraft
Pros	Pros
Large player base	Unique game modes
Well-established server with frequent updates	Custom texture pack
Wide variety of mini-games	Community events
Cons	Cons
Can be overcrowded at times	Smaller player base
Some game modes may have long wait times	Limited number of game modes

**FAQs:**

1. **Which server has a larger player base?** – Hypixel has a larger player base compared to BlotCraft.

2. **Do both servers offer unique game modes?** – Hypixel offers a wide variety of mini-games, while BlotCraft features unique game modes like FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, as well as sandbox, survival Rpg, and Towny with a custom texture pack.

3. **Are there frequent updates on both servers?** – Hypixel is a well-established server with frequent updates, while BlotCraft is known for giving new things and new ideas to the community.

4. **Which server hosts community events?** – BlotCraft hosts community events, whereas Hypixel’s focus is more on providing a wide variety of mini-games.

5. **Do the servers have any cons?** – Hypixel can be overcrowded at times and some game modes may have long wait times. On the other hand, BlotCraft has a smaller player base and a limited number of game modes.

DogeCraft VS Hypixel

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, Competition, Crafting, Creative, Customization, Economy, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, friendship, Fun, Pets, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Relaxation, Rewards, Skills, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7770
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Crops Grown:	1394
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Hypixel	DogeCraft
One of the largest Minecraft servers Offers a wide variety of game modes Regular updates and events Premium experience with high-quality minigames High player population Hub for competitive players	Focuses on a friendly community Offers unique end-game options Jobs, player shops, and custom items Hard difficulty survival experience No pay-to-win aspects Events and player duels

FAQ:

1. What makes Hypixel stand out compared to DogeCraft? – Hypixel is known for its large player base, vast array of game modes, and continuous updates. It offers a premium gaming experience with high-quality minigames and is a hub for competitive players.

2. What sets DogeCraft apart from Hypixel? – DogeCraft focuses on creating a friendly community and providing unique end-game options for players. It offers features like jobs, player shops, custom items, and a hard difficulty survival experience without any pay-to-win elements.

3. Does Hypixel have a higher player population than DogeCraft? – Yes, Hypixel is one of the largest Minecraft servers and generally has a higher player population compared to DogeCraft.

4. Are there any pay-to-win aspects on DogeCraft? – No, DogeCraft prides itself on being a server without any pay-to-win features, allowing all players to enjoy the game on an equal footing.

5. Which server is more suitable for competitive players? – Hypixel is more suitable for competitive players due to its large variety of game modes and emphasis on high-quality minigames.

GuildCraft Network VS Hypixel

Adventure, Challenges, Community, Competition, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Exploration, Gaming, Guildcraft, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, Prison, PvP, role playing, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, teamwork, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Endless Night Skies:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Feature	Hypixel	GuildCraft Network
Game Variety	Extensive – offers a wide range of game modes including mini-games, PvP, and adventure maps	Diverse – offers custom made plugins and games
Community Size	Largest – Hypixel has a massive player base	Growing – GuildCraft Network is building its community
Customization	Limited – players have fewer customization options	Extensive – offers custom made plugins and maps
Server Stability	High – Hypixel is known for its stable servers	Stable – GuildCraft Network offers reliable server performance
Updates	Frequent – Hypixel regularly releases updates and new content	Regular – GuildCraft Network updates its plugins and games regularly

FAQ:

1. Which server has a wider variety of games? – Hypixel offers an extensive range of game modes including mini-games, PvP, and adventure maps.

2. Which server has a larger community? – Hypixel has the largest player base compared to GuildCraft Network.

3. Which server offers more customization options? – GuildCraft Network offers extensive customization options with its custom made plugins and maps.

4. Which server has more stable servers? – Both Hypixel and GuildCraft Network are known for their stable server performance.

5. Which server releases updates more frequently? – Hypixel is known for its frequent updates and new content releases, while GuildCraft Network also updates its plugins and games regularly.

Buddycraft VS Hypixel

bugfixes, Community, Competition, competitive island building, Cosmetics, daily maintenance, discovery, Economy, effective user support, Events, Friends, growth, Island building, maintenance, Parkour, Skyblock, skyblock community, Support, top server, United, Vanilla, Visit

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Hypixel	Buddycraft
Popular server with a large player base	Server with a growing and close-knit community
Multiple game modes available	Mainly focused on Skyblock mode
Regular updates and new content	Daily maintenance to fix bugs and provide support
Extensive cosmetics, minigames, and features	Includes cosmetics, parkour, events, and more to discover

FAQ

1. How does Hypixel compare to Buddycraft in terms of player base? – Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Buddycraft, which has a growing and close-knit community.

2. What game modes are available on Hypixel and Buddycraft? – Hypixel offers multiple game modes, while Buddycraft mainly focuses on the Skyblock mode.

3. How often do updates occur on Hypixel and Buddycraft? – Hypixel regularly updates its content and features, while Buddycraft prioritizes daily maintenance to fix bugs and provide user support.

4. What kind of features can players expect on Hypixel and Buddycraft? – Hypixel offers extensive cosmetics, minigames, and features across various game modes, while Buddycraft includes cosmetics, parkour, events, and more things to discover.

CarbonCraft: Where your only job is to claim free ranks after mastering the economy with skills on 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, CarbonCraft, Challenges, Claim, Competition, Conquer, creativity, Development, Dimensions, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, free, game modes, Islands, Job, landscapes, Mastering, Minecraft, Network, Paradise, Payouts, Play, PvP, Ranks, Resources, Server, Skills, Structures

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6452
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ores Mined:	5255	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95

CarbonCraft Server Overview

Game Mode	Description
SMP (Survival Multiplayer)	Team up with friends to conquer the wild landscapes, engage in PvP battles, and experience custom enchantments.
Skyblock	Start with a tiny island in the sky, expand it into a bustling paradise, compete for monthly island payouts, and unlock new dimensions of gameplay.

IP: play.carboncraft.xyz

Discord: https://discord.gg/carboncraft

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the IP play.carboncraft.xyz in your Minecraft client.
Is it possible to play solo in SMP mode?	While SMP is designed for multiplayer gameplay, you can also play solo if you prefer.
Can I collaborate with other players in Skyblock?	Yes, you can collaborate with other players in Skyblock to build and expand your island together.
Are there any unique features in CarbonCraft?	Yes, CarbonCraft offers custom enchantments and monthly island payouts in Skyblock to enhance your gameplay experience.

TransCraft: Kid-Friendly Gender Lessons

acceptance, acceptance of self, children, Communication, compassion, confusion, Conversation, education, family, gender, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, Hair cut, Identity, Kidfriendly, lessons, LGBTQ, love, parenting, Self-expression, Support, Tomboy, TransCraft, Transgender, Understanding

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as accepting as a rainbow llama? Well, look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are welcome!

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world with blocks that are more colorful than a unicorn’s mane. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a total noob, everyone is welcome here!

Need a break from the real world drama? Come hang out with us where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. Plus, we have a strict no-scissors policy, so you won’t have to worry about any unexpected haircuts while playing.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! And remember, on our server, everyone is free to be whoever they want to be, even if that means being a blocky little boy in a pixelated world.

Lunar Loonies Vanilla 1.21.1

1.21.1, Creative, Griefing, Ip:, loonies, Lunar, MAINTAIN, Map, player events, progress, Reset, Safe, Semi Vanilla, smp, survival rewards, update, Vanilla, Version 1.21.1

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Love Letters Sent:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Overview:

Hey I’m Max8abug, the host of Moonbat Minecraft. Our server has a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and another SMP that allows griefing. There is something for everyone. Both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe. We actively update and maintain the server and occasionally run player events with survival rewards. Hope to see you there!

Server Information:

IP	moonbat.ddns.net
Version	1.21.1

FAQs:

Q: What type of servers are available on Moonbat Minecraft?

A: Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP.

Q: Will my progress be safe on the SMP servers?

A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset so you can trust that your progress will be safe.

Q: How often does the server get updated?

A: We actively update and maintain the server to provide the best experience for our players.

Q: Do you run player events on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards for participants.

Banhammered Minecraft Server

4chan, Backlash, Banhammered, banned, Brazil, BTFO, BUCKBREAKING, controversy, cultural clash, discrimination, favela, Indians, internet, marginalized communities, Minecraft, monkeys, Online Community, racism, Server, social media, south america, trolling, Xenophobia

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9836
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some wild and crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we embark on the epic journey of the great buckbreaking of the favelamonkeys! Witness the showdown between banned Brazilians and savage Indians on 4chan as they battle it out in the ultimate Minecraft showdown.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From riding pigs into battle to building giant monuments made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the Minecraft world!

HookedOnMinecraftSMP

Entertainment, fishing hook, Gesture, GIF, HookedOnMinecraftSMP, iconic, internet culture, moment, Popular, professional wrestler, punk, reeling in, Request, social media, sports, taunt, trending, viral, webm, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! Our server is home to the legendary Punk, who once caught a rare enchanted fishing rod that can reel in diamonds instead of fish. Yes, you read that right – diamonds! Join us for a chance to witness this epic moment and maybe even learn Punk’s secret fishing techniques. Who needs regular old fishing when you can reel in precious gemstones instead? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server. Join now and become a part of the madness!

GFHikeOrBye

adult responsibilities, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, differing interests, difficulty levels, emotional reactions, Expectations, GFHikeOrBye, Hiking, internet research, misunderstandings, nature lovers, outdoor activities, outdoor adventures, relationship issues, setting expectations, Support, Trust, warning signs

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Love Letters Sent:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your survival skills like never before? Look no further than our server, where we promise to challenge you in ways you never thought possible!

Just like this guy’s girlfriend thought she could handle a tough hike, you’ll think you can handle anything our server throws at you. But beware, just like the girlfriend, you might end up in tears when you realize just how tough it really is.

Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the ultimate Minecraft challenges. And hey, if you end up in tears, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

CraftyCriminalEmporium

#covert operations, CraftyCriminalEmporium, criminal activity, criminal front, dubious business, front business, hidden agenda., illegal activities, illegal enterprise, illegal front, illicit dealings, local business, questionable practices, shady business, sketchy business, Small Business, suspicious activity, suspicious business, underground operations, unlawful operations, unscrupulous practices

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Potions Brewed:	31	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you conspiracy theorists out there! Join us and uncover the truth behind that shady small business in your neighborhood that you just know is a front for something illegal.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours on our wacky and wild Minecraft server.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy secrets and adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind world!

TerrorCraft: 15 Down, 6 to Go!

CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, Dead, extremist group, fighters, injured, iraq, Isis, ISLAMIC STATE, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Raid, terror group, TerrorCraft, Terrorism, U.S. soldiers

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Towns Built:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A RAID ON TERRORISTS IN IRAQ! 15 ISIS DUDES DEAD, 6 U.S. SOLDIERS HURT, BUT NO WORRIES, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR AND GOLDEN APPLES FOR DAYS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND FIGHT LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR IN OUR EPIC BATTLES! WHO NEEDS REAL LIFE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN IN A BLOCKY WORLD?! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO!

Astral Pixelmon: The Server Where Even the Minecraft Mobs are Vanilla Flavored!

Adult Owned, Adult Ran, Astral, Challenges, Challenging, Custom Crates, Dex Rewards, EV Training, experienced, family friendly, Flavored, Fun, Gts, Gym Leaders, Kids, Minecraft, mobs, Modded, Obstacles, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Bingo, Pokebags, Server, Staff Team, trained staff, Unique, Vanilla, Wondertrade

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	1583	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Astral Pixelmon Server

Features
EV Training
Pixelmon Bingo
Dex Rewards
Custom Crates
Adult Owned
LGBTQ+ Friendly
WonderTrade
Pokebags
Pixelmon Raids
Gambling
Timber Mod
Resource World
Vanilla Mobs
Custom Textures
Gym Leaders
GTS

We are an adult ran/owned Pixelmon server. We encourage family friendly yet challenging fun through various obstacles unique to our Pixelmon server. With a trained staff team of adults who’ve been playing since they were kids, we can handle any challenge a server might throw at us.

FAQ

1. Is the server family-friendly?

Yes, we encourage family-friendly gameplay on our server.

2. Are there any age restrictions?

The server is adult owned but players of all ages are welcome to join.

3. Can I trade my Pixelmon with other players?

Yes, we have a Global Trade System (GTS) in place for players to trade their Pixelmon.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are proud to be LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players from all backgrounds.

5. Are there any player-run Gym Leaders on the server?

Yes, we have Gym Leaders who are players that challenge other players to earn badges.

BounceCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, adult language, arousal, bounce, BounceCraft, EXCITEMENT, excitement overload, explicit, explicit content, explicit language, explicit language warning., explicit lyrics, explicit material, HOLY SHIT MY DICK, INTENSE, intense pleasure, Minecraft, NSFW, Server, sexual, sexual innuendo, that fucking bounce, wild ride

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make your dick fall asleep? Well, look no further because our server will make your dick bounce like never before! Join us for the wildest ride of your life as you explore a world filled with flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will leave you screaming, “HOLY SHIT MY DICK!” Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your dick too)!

MidnightMatchmaker Minecraft SMP

american culture, AMERICANS, Americans see nothing wrong, Cultural differences, cultural norms, late night, late night activities, match, match at midnight, midnight, midnight activities, midnight match, MidnightMatchmaker, Minecraft, nothing wrong, see nothing wrong, smp, social behavior, societal acceptance, societal norms, starts at midnight, wrong

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, Americans see nothing wrong with this! That’s right, we embrace chaos and encourage players to let their wildest imaginations run wild.

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? We say bring it on!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden base, they will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us where Americans see nothing wrong with this. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes on our server!

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