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Blocky Beef Banter

Assessment, attitude, banter, Beef, BELIEF, blocky, feeling, Impression, Interpretation, judgment, mutual perception, opinion, Perception, perspective, Regard, relationship, Respect, sentiment, think.., thought, Understanding, view, Viewpoint

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6676	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Votes:	7431
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real drama unfolds!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Chicken King and the Sheep Queen as they fight for control of the server. Will the chickens finally overthrow their woolly overlords? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of pigs who are plotting to take over the entire server with their advanced technology and superior intelligence. Will you join them in their quest for domination or will you stand against them and fight for freedom?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see what crazy adventures await you. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server!

Blocktopia: The Volumes Edition

bibliophile, blocktopia, Book Club, book lovers, bookish, books, bookshelf, bookworm, collection, Edition, Fiction, library, literary, Literature, Nonfiction, Novels, page-turner, reading, reading list, series, storytelling, Volumes

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of explode? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat, because why not? And did we mention that every full moon, the mobs throw a party and invite players to join in on the fun?

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Zombie Dance-Off” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Unicorn” that poops out rare loot for anyone brave enough to approach it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you get too close to a TNT trap set by a mischievous player). Volumes awaits you, where the only thing crazier than the world itself is the players who inhabit it.

vanilla survival server Minecraft

Closed, Minecraft, Moscow time, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

if the server is closed, log in at 9 a.m. Moscow time

kowak.exaroton.me:49753

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP VS Hypixel

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Animals Bred:	145	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Hypixel	Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP
Massive player base	Unique medieval fantasy RP setting
Wide variety of minigames and activities	Custom Caeda Engine for immersive roleplaying experience
Frequent updates and events	Rich lore and diverse cultures in the continent of Ilias
Well-established server with professional staff	Enchanting magic system with enchanted items and relics
Free to play with optional in-game purchases	Focus on player-driven storytelling and character development
Competitive gameplay and leaderboards	Engaging community on Discord for roleplaying and interaction

Hypixel FAQ

Is Hypixel free to play?	Yes, Hypixel is free to play with optional in-game purchases available.
What kind of minigames does Hypixel offer?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames including Skywars, Bed Wars, and Murder Mystery.
Are there frequent events on Hypixel?	Yes, Hypixel hosts frequent events and updates to keep the player experience fresh.
How big is the player base on Hypixel?	Hypixel has a massive player base with thousands of players online at any given time.
Is there a way to interact with other players on Hypixel?	Yes, Hypixel has a bustling community and players can interact through chat, parties, and guilds.

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP FAQ

What is the setting of Caeda?	Caeda is set in a unique medieval fantasy realm on the continent of Ilias, filled with rich lore and diverse cultures.
What is the Caeda Engine?	The Caeda Engine is a custom code system that enhances the roleplaying experience on the server, allowing for immersive storytelling and character development.
How does magic work in Caeda?	Magic in Caeda is bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enchanted items and relics, adding depth to the roleplaying experience.
Is Caeda focused on competitive gameplay?	Caeda is more focused on player-driven storytelling and character development, creating a collaborative and immersive roleplaying experience.
How can I get involved in the Caeda community?	Players can join the Discord community for Caeda to interact with other roleplayers, engage in storytelling, and participate in events.

SwitchCraft: Nintendo’s Countdown to Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of waiting for Nintendo to announce the Switch 2? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can experience the Switch 2 before it even exists! Our virtual world is so advanced, it’s like playing on a console from the future. Join us and be the envy of all your friends as you explore a world that Nintendo can only dream of. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to play on the Switch 2 before it’s even a reality!

Email Purge LOLZ Craft – Where ICP Threads Rule and Creativity Reigns Supreme!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5582
Emeralds Found:	9607	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama? Look no further, because our server has had 0 ICP (Internet Crazy Person) threads since the email purge! That’s right, no crazy rants or conspiracy theories here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few secret underground societies (shh, don’t tell anyone). Our community is full of quirky characters and wacky adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come on over to our server and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the virtual Minecraft world). Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your daring exploits and outrageous antics. Join now and let the craziness begin!

Reunion SMP: Where you’ll never find a reset, but might find a chicken riding a pig. Coming soon 1.20.5!

1.20.5, ADMIN, Anti Pay-to-Win, auction house, chicken, Claims, Coming, cosmetic benefits, Economy, Find, Homes, market, Moderator, OWNER, pay to win, Pig, Player Economy, Ranks, Reset, reunion, Riding, Roles, salc1, Server Update, Shops, smp, Webstore, Youll, YouTuber

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/DXNQvtpjNe
Origins	This server is a sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community.
Vanilla	The server has claims, homes, and a player economy, but is still considered almost entirely vanilla.
Market	The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.
Ranks	We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /vip on the server.
Roles	Owner – Go_ing Admin – Foxy75, Splooshie Moderator – Neeser_, Nix_Quinn_Dem

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server without using Discord?

A: Yes, you can join the server without using Discord, but it is recommended to stay updated with the community and announcements.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or gameplay?

A: As long as you follow the server rules, you are free to build and play as you wish.

Q: How can I earn money on the server?

A: You can sell diamonds to the server for $100 each and also set up shops at spawn to sell items to other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: Currently, there are no banned items, but any exploits or cheats will result in disciplinary actions.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can contact one of the moderators or admins in-game or on Discord to report any rule violations.

Blocky Banter Bunker

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Void Gems Collected:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Russian arrest warrant for the Ukrainian President? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Putin himself would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being wanted by a major world power, just like Zelensky and Poroshenko! Who needs boring old quests and building when you can have the adrenaline rush of evading arrest warrants?

With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Whether you’re dodging Russian spies or plotting a coup against your fellow players, the excitement never stops. So come on down and join the chaos – just make sure you have your lawyer on speed dial!

Blocky VHS Mania: The Ultimate Cave Adventure!

80s, 90s, Adventure, blocky, cave, classic films, collector’s item, Entertainment, film lover, Home decor, man cave, Mania, media room, movie collection, movie night, Nostalgia, old school, Retro, Throwback, Ultimate, vcr, vhs, video tapes, vintage, Wall

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ores Mined:	7099	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	331	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a VHS wall in a man cave – totally retro and totally awesome!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your very own man cave filled with VHS tapes of all your favorite 80s movies. Want to watch “The Goonies” while mining for diamonds? No problem! Need some inspiration from “Back to the Future” while crafting your next masterpiece? We got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and guarded by a giant robot made entirely out of cassette tapes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the robot, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the VHS wall in my man cave madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

TFMC VS Hypixel

Adventure, Bows, Community, Crafting, Creative, Discord, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, fletcher, imagination, Immersive, legendary weapons, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, Portal, Professions, PvE, PvP, Realm, Roleplay, Smith, Survival, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Hypixel	TFMC
Popular and well-established server	Unique and immersive roleplay experience
Wide variety of minigames and game modes	Focus on creating and mastering professions
High player count and active community	Emphasis on storytelling and world-building
Frequent updates and events	Dedicated discord server for community interaction
Accessible to all types of players	Opportunity to unleash creativity and shape your own destiny

**FAQ:**

**1. Which server has a larger player base?** – Hypixel has a larger player base due to its popularity and well-established reputation in the Minecraft community.

**2. What kind of gameplay experience can I expect on Hypixel?** – Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames and game modes, catering to players of all interests and skill levels.

**3. How does TFMC differ from Hypixel?** – TFMC focuses on creating and mastering professions within a roleplay setting, allowing players to immerse themselves in storytelling and world-building.

**4. Which server has more frequent updates and events?** – Hypixel is known for its frequent updates and events, keeping gameplay fresh and engaging for players.

**5. Can I interact with the community on both servers?** – Both servers have dedicated platforms for community interaction, with Hypixel having in-game chat features and forums, while TFMC has a Discord server for communication and collaboration.