Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair play and equal housing opportunities… or do we? Join us for a wild ride of baby mama drama and mortgage madness!
Picture this: you’re happily building your blocky empire when suddenly, you find out you’re pregnant! But wait, there’s more – your partner suggests you move in with him and pay rent, effectively turning him into your landlord. Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, because on our server, we encourage outrageous housing arrangements and questionable financial decisions. Why split the mortgage when you can pay rent to your baby daddy instead? It’s a win-win… for someone!
So come on down to our server and experience the joys of virtual cohabitation, where the rent is high and the drama is even higher. Who needs a stable housing situation when you can have a virtual landlord/partner/baby daddy all in one? Join us now and let the chaos begin!
Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of girlfriends who can’t even play videos properly! Our server is so easy to navigate, even your technologically challenged girlfriend will feel like a pro. Plus, we have the best HD graphics that will make you forget all about those pesky HDMI cables. So come chill with us and leave all your VLC player problems behind!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a boss fight so intense, it made George Costanza cry like a baby. Yes, we’re talking about the one and only “Hand of Malenia” boss battle. This boss was so fast, it was like she was having a full body seizure with a sword for a hand. But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you’ll have the chance to conquer this epic boss and claim your rightful victory!
But that’s not all, folks. Ever wanted to take on Miyazaki himself? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to show up at The Game Awards and challenge the mastermind behind those insanely difficult games. Who needs an easy mode when you can show Miyazaki who’s boss, am I right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even run into Kramer and Jerry on their quest to take down Miyazaki. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, challenges, and endless possibilities. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through a world filled with smoking cigarettes (just kidding, please don’t smoke in-game) and freshly washed jackets that will make you feel like a million diamonds!
Who needs diamonds when you can have a fresh scent following you around everywhere you go? Come join us and experience the magic for yourself!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the stakes are high and the adventures are wild! Join now to be a part of an epic battle for a whopping 234,000 euros inheritance! It’s a secret family feud over assets, but don’t worry, we’ll keep it hush hush.
Imagine investing in STOCKS that are actually blocks, running a RESTAURANTwhere the customers are creepers, mining for CRYPTOCURRENCY in the form of diamonds, or building an APARTMENT made entirely out of gold blocks! Who needs a boomer rock when you can have a diamond pickaxe?
Join us now and let the Minecraft madness begin! Who knows, you might just walk away with a virtual fortune and bragging rights for days!
Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, surviving off of ramen noodles and dreams of a better life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unlock the secret to landing that coveted office job. With our virtual office simulations, you’ll be climbing the corporate ladder in no time.
Forget about your dusty old degree, on our server, all you need is a pickaxe and a dream. Build your own virtual office tower, complete with cubicles, water coolers, and even a virtual boss who won’t yell at you for taking too many bathroom breaks.
So say goodbye to NEETdom and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Join our server today and start your journey to financial independence and a not-so-shitty apartment!
Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in your Minecraft apartment? Well, fear not, because our server is so hot, you’ll feel like you’re living in the Nether! Our lava-heated apartments will keep you toasty warm all night long, plus you can roast marshmallows for s’mores right in your living room!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Just imagine the bling bling you’ll have with all those diamonds!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built amusement park, where you can ride roller coasters made entirely out of TNT! It’s a blast – literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life!
Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement and dreaming of your own swanky apartment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will help you achieve that goal! Join us and mine your way to a luxurious virtual apartment where you can throw epic block parties and flex on all your friends.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building bacon sculptures. Join forces with them and create the most epic bacon statue the world has ever seen.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to apartment living and bacon artistry!
Not just your average Earth SMP, no. We are one of the only MODDED Earth SMPs! New Mobs, new Weapons, new Vehicles, new GUNS. We don’t consider ourselves heavily modded, nor is the modpack light by any means, but please- if you’re interested in creating factions or just exploring a 1:1500 world map, join us! Modpack and other info can be found on our community Discord.
ServerThis is a FACTIONS server above all. To succeed in this server you should create a faction with as many players as you can recruit so that you can create a strong base. Then raid other faction’s bases, while also maintaining your own.
First users to join will receive free kits : First server referrals receive FREE Rank upgrades!
Here is a list of plugins you can use on our server: Plugins• Factions • MCMMO • Loot Crates •Old Combat • Anti-Cheat • CombatLogX •• Flying Carpet • Silk Spawners • Duels •• AJ Parkour • Ultimate TNT • Libs Disguises •
About UsSchattered Factions begins with an OG 2013 factions group with years of PVP, base building and destroying, our top servers died out and we had fell out of the factions scene for a bit, but are now back to give you all the sickest and most interactive factions server of all. We’ll be following an original style of old school factions, with 1.8pvp, and a 1.18.2 world. Come play!
Welcome to the Sea Route server! We have Author’s auto-mines! Economy! Strengthened mobs and mini-bosses! Come in! play with friends! Survive! Soon some mini-games will be added and a discord will be made! See you on the server!
Give our new LifeSteal Minecraft server a try! Vote for our server on different websites to earn rewards! You’re allowed to grief, team, spy, on others, set bounties, and you can vc with other players in our discord server! Make sure to check out all rules when you join.
MinePact is a brand new Skyblock experience supporting Java Edition. The Goal of MinePact is to offer a unique Skyblock experience never seen before. We are excited to have you on this journey with us! We have approximately 3 month long official maps, a fair economy, constant events, caring staff, and are optimized to the most recent Minecraft version.