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Haircut Havoc Minecraft Server

anger, biracial, Communication, DCFS, family, Haircut, Havoc, matting, medical neglect, Minecraft, neglect, neglectful, Niece, Pain, parents, Permission, predicament, salon, Server, shoulder length, split ends, tangled hair, thinning hair

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a hair-raising adventure that will leave you in knots (but hopefully not as bad as poor Jenny’s hair).

With neglectful parents, tangled hair, and DCFS drama, our server is the perfect escape from reality. Build your own virtual world where hair care is a top priority and split ends are a thing of the past.

Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like Jenny’s hair before it got cut. Who needs a salon when you have a Minecraft server full of surprises? Don’t be an AITA, join us today!

ChunkCraft: No Fat Shaming!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, casual dating, ChunkCraft, Confrontation, DATING, fat, fat shaming, gym progress, hitting the gym, mutual friends, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, Shaming, skinny, skinny shaming, slim guy, tall guys, uninvited guests, weight shaming

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of being called “twiggy” and “short” by Vanessa’s jealous friend? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and show off your slim physique while building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

Vanessa’s friend won’t stand a chance against your Minecraft skills, and you can prove to her that size doesn’t matter in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, who needs the approval of mutual friends when you can have a blast on our server?

So come on, join us and leave all the drama behind. Let’s show Vanessa’s friend that being slim doesn’t mean you can’t be a Minecraft legend!

TidyCraft Minecraft Server

bedroom organization, clean room, cleaning routine, cleaning tips, clutter control, clutter-free living, decluttering, home organization, maintaining a tidy room, Minecraft, minimalist living, neat and tidy, organization hacks, organized living, organized space, room cleaning, room decor, room organization, Server, tidy room, TidyCraft, tidying tips, tidying up

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of cleaning up your messy room in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, your virtual room will always be spotless! Join us and experience the magic of never having to pick up your dirty socks or make your bed ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to tidy up after players. So come on in and let the ghost do all the cleaning for you!

TeenCashCraft

budgeting, college, creative ways, Entrepreneurship, financial independence, freelance, gig economy, high school, Job, making money, MONEY, OFFLINE, ONLINE, part time, reddit, SAVING, side hustle, Teen, TeenCashCraft, Tips, young entrepreneur

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Oh, honey, forget about making money as a teen, join our Minecraft server and make virtual diamonds rain from the sky! We’ve got creepers that moonwalk, villagers that break out into dance parties, and a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in the wackiest server around!

PixelPistolProtestors

anti-tourism, Backlash, barcelona, demonstration, European travel, Fire, local residents, PixelPistolProtestors, protest, Protesters, responsible travel., spain, sustainable tourism, tourism, tourism impact, tourism industry, tourism management, tourist behavior, travel, Visitors, water pistols

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have anti-tourism protesters firing water pistols at visitors! it’s like a crazy water gun fight but in minecraft! be part of the chaos and see who can dodge the water bullets the longest! plus, our protesters have mad skills and can do backflips while shooting water guns, it’s insane! join now for a wild and wet adventure unlike any other!

SongTitleHatersMC

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8262	Void Armor Forged:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

are you tired of hearing your name and immediately hating that song? well, boy do we have the server for you! join us and never have to suffer through that annoying tune again.

imagine a world where every time someone says your name, it’s not followed by a terrible song. sounds like paradise, right? well, that’s exactly what you’ll get on our server.

we have a special plugin that detects song titles and automatically changes them to something more pleasant. so no more cringing every time someone mentions your name.

plus, we have the friendliest community around. everyone is always willing to lend a hand or just have a good laugh. you’ll never feel alone on our server.

so come join us and say goodbye to those pesky song title woes. you won’t regret it!

SoulSwipe

Balanced Economy, custom generated map, Custommap, Customterrain, Economy, LifeSteal, Lifestealsmp, Minecraft, PvP, Quality-of-life plugins, Server, smp, Smpvp, SoulSwipe, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6632
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to SoulSwipe Lifesteal!

A new take on your average lifesteal server…Play on a custom generated overworld map, with featurescreated and added for your benefit such as a Balanced Economyand Quality of life plugins.

Discord:Click here

play.soulswipe.net

The Slapstuck SMP: Where Java, Bedrock, and chaos collide in 1.20.4! No slapstick, just fun!

1.20.4, Announcements, bedrock, BONUS, channel, Chaos, Claims, collide, Discord, District, Dynmap, Fun, hermit craft, home, Ip:, java, Join, Map, mod, ONLINE, Qol, shopping, slapstick, Slapstuck, smp, stay up to date, Tpa, Vanilla, voice chat, Website, world gen

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Holy Grails Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Compatibility	Bedrock and Java
Mods/Plugins	Terralith world gen mod, /home, /tpa, tree cutting datapack, claims, etc.
Additional Features	Voice chat, dynmap, Discord integration

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	About 10-15 players regularly, from different time zones.
Do I need to have any specific mods installed to join?	No, most mods/plugins are server-side.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, check with server admins or rules.
Can I join with my friends together?	Yes, you can invite friends to join the server.
How can I connect to the server?	For Java, use: play.slapstuck.net \| For Bedrock, visit: https://slapstuck.net

Join our Discord server for more information and updates: https://discord.gg/K8sCPb45Sg

Pixel Pinnacle Minecraft Server

advancement, comparison, Cyberpunk, cyberpunk genre, Excellence, future advancements, futuristic, Gaming, graphics, Immersive, innovation, Mainstream, Minecraft, MODERN, pinnacle, PIXEL, Popular, Potential, Server, storytelling, Technology, trend, video games, vidyas

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Potions Brewed:	185	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring mainstream video games that just can’t compare to the epicness of CyberPunk? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle. The other players were so impressed that they all started a chicken-pig army and conquered the entire server. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the insanity that awaits you on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking llama who gives out quests. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs mainstream modern vidyas when you have us?

PixelmonPals Minecraft Server

aoki, battle, Challenges, chapter, character growth, friendship, Liko, Mentorship, Minecraft, PixelmonPals, pokemon, Pokémon 2023, practical application tests, Roy Dot, second half, Server, skills development, struggling eatery, teamwork, Terastal Debut, test preparation, trainees, Training

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	137	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can battle against Aoki in a virtual showdown! But that’s not all, before you face off against Aoki, you must first help out at a struggling eatery in the virtual world. Who knew saving a virtual restaurant could be so thrilling?

Join us for outrageous adventures, insane battles, and hilarious moments as you navigate through the Terastal Debut chapter. Will you emerge victorious against Aoki? Will you be able to save the eatery from virtual bankruptcy? The only way to find out is by joining our server and experiencing the madness for yourself!