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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 7721 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Farms Harvested: | 322 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 51 |
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