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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2489 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 3911 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
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