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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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