SecretSMP: Disturbia

confidential information, dark confession, Disturbia, disturbing confession, disturbing disclosure, disturbing information, disturbing revelation, disturbing secret, disturbing story, disturbing truth, Hidden Truth, private matter, SecretSMP, sensitive topic, Shocking revelation, shocking secret, undisclosed scandal, unsettling disclosure, unsettling secret

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dimension Hops:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret underground societies, mysterious disappearances, and a conspiracy involving cows and creepers working together to take over the world. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join us if you dare and uncover the most disturbing secrets that will make your head spin faster than a chorus of spinning Endermen.

FriendshipCraft

concert cancellation, concert cancellation consequences, concert cancellation etiquette, concert disappointment, concert plans, concert sickness, contagious illness, disappointed friend, friend cancellation, friend communication, friend communication breakdown, friend conflict, friend disappointment, friend expectations, friend reaction, friend understanding, FriendshipCraft, last minute cancellation, last minute illness, sick child, stomach bug

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a stomach bug? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like when you least expect your kid to start puking before a concert!

Our server is so contagious with fun, your friends will be lining up to join in on the madness. Who needs a concert when you can experience the thrill of uncertainty every time you log on? Plus, you never know when you might get sick right on time for a virtual event – talk about immersive gameplay!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter. Who needs plans when you have a Minecraft server this wild? Just make sure to bring your own virtual hand sanitizer – things can get messy in the best way possible!

FictionalFrenzy Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Alternate Universe, confusion, disbelief, existential crisis, FANTASY, favorite book, fictional character, FictionalFrenzy, identity crisis, introspection, mind blown, Minecraft, parallel universe, personal revelations, proof, Self Discovery, shock, smp, stranger, surreal encounter

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

OMG GUYS, you won’t believe this but on this Minecraft SMP, there are actual strangers from other universes coming to talk to you! Like, what even is that?! They’re like, “Hey, you’re actually a character from my favorite book in my universe.” And then they start spilling all this personal stuff about your life that only you would know! It’s like, mind-blowing, right?! So if you wanna experience some next-level craziness and have your mind blown, you gotta join this SMP ASAP! Who knows what other insane things will happen?! Just imagine the possibilities, it’s gonna be lit AF! So come join us and let’s get weird together, it’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that! Let’s goooooo! 🤪🚀 #MinecraftMadness

BlockyJobz

BlockyJobz, frivolous profession, futile work, idle occupation, inconsequential job, irrelevant occupation, meaningless job, no benefit, nonessential role, pointless job, purposeless job, redundant position, society, superfluous career, unhelpful role, unnecessary work, unproductive career, unproductive profession, useless profession, valueless profession, Waste of time

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	111

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to actually work for your resources? Look no further, because on our server, the most useless profession is actually the most OP! That’s right, become a professional potato farmer and watch as your spuds magically turn into diamonds! Who needs doctors or teachers when you’ve got a field full of potatoes that can cure any ailment and teach you everything you need to know? Join now and start living the potato-powered dream!

TrumpTariffTakedown

Canada, conservative party, Diplomacy, Economy, export, forceful, Government, Import, international relations, leader, negotiations, North America, policy, Politics, protectionism, response, RETALIATION, Tariffs, Trade, trump, TrumpTariffTakedown

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, u gotta join this server! it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamond mines are filled with chocolate instead of diamonds.

oh, and get this – our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill and just want everyone to have a good time.

plus, our server is home to the most epic battles between players riding giant chickens and fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot. it’s like, total chaos but in the best way possible.

so, if u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure madness, join our server now! you won’t regret it, dude. just watch out for those sneaky llamas…they’re always up to something.

Bloom on Battlefield 1.20

Adversity, battlefield, Bloom, Conflict, Connection, emotions, growth, Heartache, Hope, long-distance relationship, love, loyalty, Passion, perseverance, relationships, resilience, romance, Struggle, Trust, War

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Lol, bro, on this Minecraft server, love blooms everywhere, even in the middle of a PvP battle! Join us for a wild ride of romance and chaos as you fight for your crush’s heart while dodging creepers and skeletons.

We’ve got custom plugins that will make your heart race faster than when you see a diamond ore block.

Don’t miss out on the chance to find your Minecraft soulmate while also building epic structures and surviving in a world that’s crazier than your ex-girlfriend.

So come on, join us and see if love can truly bloom on a battlefield. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they might steal your crush when you’re not looking!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Chores, Communication, confusion, Dinner, Expectations, family, food stamps, forewarning, Gaslighting, Gratitude, HangryCraft, Hungry, meal planning, Meals, Minecraft, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, Schedule, Server, text message, ungrateful, Waste

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never go hungry like this poor soul living with their parents! On our server, we have a special feature where your in-game parents will always make sure you have a feast waiting for you every time you log on. No more worrying about fending for yourself or being left out of family meals – we’ve got your back!

Join our server and experience the joy of never having to worry about food again. Our in-game parents will always make sure you’re well-fed and taken care of, just like a real family should. Say goodbye to hunger and confusion, and hello to a world where you’re always the top priority.

So come on over and join us on our Minecraft server, where the food is plentiful and the love is endless. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a creeper, in which case, watch out for explosions!

DadCraft Guest Room

Boundaries, child’s best interest, co parenting, Communication, DadCraft, dog-friendly, family dynamics, former friends with benefits, friendship, guest, guest accommodations, guest room, job opportunity, long distance, love for child, parenting, room, solid friendship, support network, support system, unconventional co-parenting, unconventional relationship, Understanding

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	1713
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Zombie Dances:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring storylines? Well, look no further! Join our server where a 38-year-old mom and her former friends with benefits, now co-parent, are navigating the wild world of raising a child together in Minecraft!

Experience the thrill of converting virtual offices into guest rooms for your co-parent, just like our fearless mom on the server! Watch as she tackles the challenges of maintaining a solid friendship while co-parenting in a virtual world.

But beware, the moms and grandmas on the server may try to convince you that you’re “playing house” with your co-parent. Ignore their antics and focus on building the ultimate virtual family with your co-parent and child!

Join now for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Who knew co-parenting could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

Awkwardly Normal

awkwardly, behavioral patterns, common practices, cultural conditioning, individual perspective, learned behavior, normal, normal behavior, Perception, personal habits, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, social awareness, social conditioning, social constructs, social cues, social interactions, societal expectations, societal influences, societal norms, societal standards, unconscious habits

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too…normal? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Ever thought riding a pig off a cliff was a bad idea? Think again! On our server, that’s just the beginning of the fun. We have flying cows, exploding sheep, and even talking creepers! Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our dancing skeletons break it down to some sick beats.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds. Rumor has it he once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks and sheer determination. Will you be the one to uncover his secrets and join him on his epic quests?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no going back to boring old normalcy. Let the madness begin!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

$130 Million, Aerial, Attack, Conflict, Defense, Destroying, Destruction, donetsk, Drones, eastern europe, Military, Minecraft, Missile System, MissileMayhem, Russian, Server, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, Video, War, WARFARE

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got DRONES that can DESTROY anything, even a $130 MILLION missile system in Donetsk! imagine the chaos and destruction u can cause with these bad boys in the game. join now and be the ultimate destroyer in the virtual world! #minecraftmadness #dronepower

MineCraftyUkrainianMinerals

Conflict Resolution, economic influence, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, military intervention, military presence, MineCraftyUkrainianMinerals, mineral extraction, mineral reserves, Natural resources, NBC reports, resource protection, security measures, strategic interests, territorial disputes, troops deployment, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian minerals, US

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Potions Brewed:	87	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

so, like, u know how ukraine has, like, all these cool minerals and stuff, right? well, apparently, the US is, like, super jealous and wants to, like, take 50% of them for themselves! can u believe that? they might even send their troops to, like, guard them and stuff. but, like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead?

come join our server and, like, mine all the minerals u want without any crazy US troops trying to steal them from u. we’ve got, like, diamonds for days and emeralds galore. plus, we have this super cool underground base that’s, like, impossible to find unless u know the secret password (spoiler alert: it’s “minecraftrox”).

so, like, forget about all that drama in ukraine and come hang out with us on our epic minecraft server. trust us, it’s way more fun than worrying about some silly minerals. let’s mine and build and have a blast together!

Witch Trials Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, colonial america, cultural beliefs, dark ages, Dark History, fear of the unknown, Haven, historical events, historical injustices, human rights violations, legal proceedings, Legal System, mass hysteria, Puritan Beliefs, religious persecution, salem witch trials, societal norms, supernatural beliefs, superstition, Trials, witch, witch hunts, Witchcraft accusations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6029
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Yo, bro, imagine a Minecraft server where you can reenact the Salem witch trials but with a twist – instead of burning witches, you can battle them with enchanted swords and potions! Join our server for some wicked fun and show those evil witches who’s boss! Plus, you can build your own witchy village and summon demons to do your bidding. It’s gonna be lit, fam! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

PissedOffFlatmate Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, earplugs, flatmate, Frustration, LDR, long-distance relationship, Malaysia, Minecraft, noise complaint, pissed off, PissedOffFlatmate, postgraduate student, Quiet, roommate, Server, study trip, uk, undergraduate student, video call

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of being shushed by your flatmate while trying to have a romantic video call with your long-distance girlfriend? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! No more earplugs needed, just build your dream world with your girlfriend in peace. Plus, our server is so loud and chaotic, your flatmate won’t even notice your calls anymore. Say goodbye to the noise complaints and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and never worry about being too loud again.

Momma’s Minecraft Mansion Inheritance

caregiving, elder care, elderly care, ENTITLEMENT, Estate Planning, family conflict, family dynamics, financial dispute, financial expectations, financial support, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, Long Term Care, MANSION, Minecraft, mommas, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, property ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, terminal illness, wills

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s grandmother and mother.

Imagine a world where you can build your own house, just like the one grandma left behind. Will you be the caretaker who selflessly tends to your virtual family members, or will you be the one fighting for your rightful inheritance? The choice is yours!

But beware, drama lurks around every corner in our server. Will you be labeled as monstrous and selfish by other players, or will you rise above the chaos and claim what is rightfully yours?

Join us now for a chance to experience the ultimate family feud in Minecraft form. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama?

TrumpCraft: Gas & Eggs Galore!

administration, consumer prices, cost of living, Decision making, economic impact, Economy, egg prices, eggs, fuel costs, Galore, gas, gas prices, Government, grocery bills, inflation, market forces, policy, Politics, president, price hikes, supply and demand, trump, Trumpcraft, united states

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Are you tired of Trump messing with gas and egg prices in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where gas and egg prices are always low because our chickens are experts at negotiating with world leaders. Plus, our virtual economy is so stable that even Trump can’t mess with it! Join now and build your empire while laughing at the absurdity of real-world politics. Trust us, it’s egg-citing!

SubmarineCraft Server

Alliance, Canada, cooperation, Defense, defense collaboration, defense industry, germany, international relations, Military, naval fleet, Négotiation, norway, Partnership, Procurement, Project, SECURITY, Server, strategic alliance, Submarine Technology, SubmarineCraft, Submarines, technology transfer

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7575
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	225
Holy Grails Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

LOL yo, dis server be like them submarines – sleek, powerful, and ready to take you on a wild ride! Germany and Norway be like, “Yo Canada, join our project and get early access to these sick subs!” So come on down and dive into the depths of this epic Minecraft server! Swim with the dolphins, battle the kraken, and explore underwater cities like a boss! Join now for a chance to ride in style with your new submarine crew! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, eh?