Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we use Jewish esoteric secrets and knowledge to dominate the game!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with ancient scrolls and mystical artifacts. With the power of these Jewish esoteric secrets, you can summon lightning storms, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make diamonds rain from the sky!

But beware, not everyone on the server is friendly. There are rumors of a secret society of players who will stop at nothing to steal these powerful secrets for themselves. Will you join forces with them, or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash the power of Jewish esoteric secrets for your own benefit! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Pastoral Drive Jams

    Pastoral Drive Jams
    Yo, u ever wanna listen to some classical music while drivin thru a field of cows in Minecraft? well dis server got u covered, we got all da classical jams playin 24/7 while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers and zombie pigmen who love to jam out to Beethoven’s symphonies. Join us for a spooky good time and maybe even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon conducting the orchestra.

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate musical Minecraft adventure. Who needs Spotify when you can have a symphony of explosions and mob noises as your soundtrack? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Once Upon a Time on StorytimeSMP: Chapter 2, where vanilla isn’t just a flavour, but a lifestyle! 📜 #NoCurlyBrackets

    Once Upon a Time on StorytimeSMP: Chapter 2, where vanilla isn’t just a flavour, but a lifestyle! 📜 #NoCurlyBrackets

    Storytime SMP Season 2 Overview

    Server Focus Role-playing and overarching storyline
    Cross-play Java and Bedrock support
    Events Weekly PVE events with special items and boss battles
    World Generation Altered with new structures, biomes, and worlds
    Staff Support Dedicated staff for each region to prevent cheating and griefing
    Gameplay Experience Vanilla feel with minimal interfering plugins
    Main Storyline Top-tier storytelling with events and promotional videos

    FAQs

    1. How can I join the Storytime SMP?

    Simply visit the website and get redirected to the Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining!

    2. What is the server focused on?

    The server is mainly focused on role-playing and creating character lore, with an overarching storyline to keep players engaged.

    3. Is cross-play supported on the server?

    Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock cross-play, allowing players to play with their friends on different platforms.

    4. What kind of events are hosted on the server?

    Weekly PVE events are hosted for players to obtain special items and engage in boss battles, as well as explore the server’s storyline.

    5. Are there any alterations to Minecraft’s default generation on the server?

    Yes, the latest season of the Storytime SMP includes alterations to Minecraft’s default generation, such as new structures, biomes, and worlds.

    6. How is player safety and fair play ensured on the server?

    The server has dedicated staff for each region to prevent cheating, stealing, and griefing. The staff responds to reports promptly to maintain a safe and fair environment.

    7. What is the gameplay experience like on the Storytime SMP?

    The server aims to provide a vanilla feeling with minimal interfering plugins, allowing players to enjoy the game without constant disruptions.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • LaughCraft – Dokibird’s Server

    LaughCraft – Dokibird’s Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a blonde thief turned bounty hunter with a heart of gold? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the smug classic bird edition, where you can laugh, have fun, and maybe even steal some diamonds along the way.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got exclusive content from Dokibird herself, including her YouTube channel where she showcases her epic heists, her Twitch channel where you can watch her in action live, and even her VOD channel for all the best moments.

    And if that’s not enough, we’ve got the Selen Tatsuki archives for all your memory needs, plus a Divegrass team page for some competitive fun. Don’t be a dumb goon and miss out on all the craziness that awaits you on our server. Join now and let the laughter and chaos begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Chad Minecraft SMP Legend

    Chad Minecraft SMP Legend
    Are you tired of being a chad and ready to embrace your inner dad bod? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for epic dad jokes, intense diaper changing challenges, and thrilling bedtime stories around the campfire. Who needs diamonds when you have dad jokes? So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation from chad to dad!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 75 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • GoneRogue Minecraft Server

    GoneRogue Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of family drama and betrayal? Do you want to escape the clutches of siblings who sell your dream house without even giving you a chance to buy it back? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from greedy relatives!

    Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and leave all the negativity behind. You can create your own world, just like you did with your mom in the dream house. No need to worry about cancer or will changes here, just pure, unadulterated fun!

    So come join us and let go of all the past drama. Who needs siblings when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Plus, you can finally show off your building skills without anyone trying to take it away from you. Trust us, this server is the therapy you never knew you needed!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • BlanketBucks GrannyCraft

    BlanketBucks GrannyCraft
    Are you tired of boring hospital blankets that make you feel like you’re wrapped in a cloud of sadness? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we provide the most luxurious virtual blankets that will make you feel like you’re snuggled up in a palace made of rainbows and sunshine!

    Join our server and experience the magic of unicorns, butterflies, and flowers in a way you’ve never seen before. Our blankets are so cozy, they’ll make you forget all about your mom’s boring old hospital blankets. Plus, if you’re feeling generous, you can donate your virtual blankets to the little kids in the Minecraft hospital who are in need of some extra comfort.

    And if your mom tries to stop you from enjoying our amazing blankets, just call up your grandma for some backup. She’ll swoop in like a superhero and make sure you get the blankets you deserve. So come join our Minecraft server and let the blanket madness begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • OverhypedCraft

    OverhypedCraft
    Sleeping! Who needs sleep when you can join our Minecraft server and build epic structures all night long? Say goodbye to boring dreams and hello to blocky adventures!

    Our server is so awesome, even the creepers want to join in on the fun! They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves and are now the life of the party.

    Join us and you might just stumble upon a secret underground village where the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world…or maybe just trying to grow some potatoes, who knows?

    Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you can ride around on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even discover a hidden realm where the cows have formed a rock band. It’s udderly amazing!

    So why waste your time doing anything else when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CraftyCriminalNetwork Minecraft Server

    CraftyCriminalNetwork Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have an international investigation going on! apparently Iran is using criminals and drug dealers in Europe to target Israelis and Jews, but don’t worry, we have a secret base in the game where we are fighting against them! join us and help save the world from these evil doers, plus we have unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in our crazy minecraft world!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 New Chunks Explored: 762974

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • PutinCraft: Trump’s Advice

    PutinCraft: Trump’s Advice
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows. but, get this, our admin is, like, a secret agent who asked Putin for advice on how to run the server. yeah, you heard me right. Putin himself gave us tips on how to make this place even more lit. so, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, come join us and see what other insane shenanigans we got going on. trust me, you won’t regret it. #PutinApproved #UnicornsPoopingRainbows

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Allergy-Free Food Realization Land

    Allergy-Free Food Realization Land
    join dis server if u want to experience da most epic minecraft adventure of ur life!!! u know how u always wanted to fly on a pig while shooting lasers out of ur eyes? well on dis server, dat dream can become a reality!!!

    we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will trade u rare items for just a few seeds!!! and don’t even get me started on our epic pvp battles where u can ride on the back of a giant spider and shoot flaming arrows at ur enemies!!!

    oh, and did i mention we have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds??? all u have to do is solve a riddle written in ancient hieroglyphics to find it!!!

    so come join us on dis server and let’s create some epic minecraft memories together!!! who knows, maybe u’ll even discover a new food allergy while ur at it!!!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • No Idea Where I Am Legacy: A Semi-Anarchy Server with No Coordinates, Elytra, or Resets! v1.21

    No Idea Where I Am Legacy: A Semi-Anarchy Server with No Coordinates, Elytra, or Resets! v1.21

    Minecraft Server: NoCoords Legacy

    IP Address nclegacy.net
    Discord Join Discord here

    NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to vanilla in order to improve game balance.

    Adjustments include:

    • Coordinates are disabled.
    • Elytra are disabled.
    • End crystals and bed explosions do no damage.
    • Phantom spawning is disabled.
    • Nether roof void damage is enabled.

    Rules are minimal and there to ensure that the game remains fun and safe for all players.

    Basic Rules:

    • No Cheating
    • No Exploiting
    • No Bigotry
    • No Doxxing/Harassment

    More clarifications on the rules are available at the server spawn.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I use coordinates on this server? No, coordinates are disabled on NoCoords Legacy to add a challenge to gameplay.
    Are elytra allowed? No, elytra are disabled on this server.
    What happens if I break an end crystal or explode a bed? Don’t worry, they do no damage to players or structures on this server.
    Can I spawn phantoms by not sleeping? Phantom spawning is disabled on NoCoords Legacy.
    Is nether roof void damage enabled? Yes, on this server nether roof void damage is enabled.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Blocky Beats Minecraft Server

    Blocky Beats Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old music? Look no further, because our server has the most epic tunes that will make you feel like you’re in a rave party with creepers and zombies! Our music is so lit, even Notch himself would be jealous.

    Join our server and experience the magical world of blocky beats and pixelated jams. Our music will make you want to dance like a villager on a Sunday morning. Plus, rumor has it that listening to our music will give you superpowers in the game. You’ll be able to mine diamonds with your eyes closed and build a castle in seconds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and groove your way to victory! Just be warned, once you hear our music, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a siren’s song, but instead of crashing your ship, it’ll just make you build even cooler stuff in Minecraft.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Libtards In Minecraft SMP

    Libtards In Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of dealing with boring old servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who gets the last piece of cake in the communal chest.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most outrageous builds you’ll ever see. From a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses to a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, our players’ creativity knows no bounds.

    And if you’re looking for some spicy drama, look no further than our chat. You’ll never know what kind of wild conspiracy theories or heated debates about the best way to build a house you’ll stumble upon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Magic Crystals Found: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CousinCraft Minecraft Server

    CousinCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any slacking like Karly! Looking for a place to escape the drama and demands of entitled cousins? Look no further!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of tackling challenges on your own, just like you should in college. No on-demand tutors here, just good old-fashioned hard work and determination.

    Don’t worry, we won’t send you pictures of homework and demand answers in two hours. We believe in independence and self-reliance, just like a true Minecraft warrior.

    So if you’re tired of entitled cousins and their ridiculous demands, join our server and show Karly that you can handle anything thrown your way, without needing constant hand-holding. Plus, we have virtual snacks! Join now and leave the drama behind.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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