Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • DressCraft: SuckItUpSis

    DressCraft: SuckItUpSis
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as colorful as my cousin Christie’s wedding dress? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with vibrant orange satin blocks and pink floral patterns galore.

    Just like my sister Jessica, you might not be a fan of the dress code, but hey, it’s all about supporting the bride’s vision, right? Embrace the bold and bright colors of our server and let your inner fashionista shine!

    With only 8 months until the big day (or server launch), now’s the time to join and make your mark before everyone else gets on board. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some bridesmaids (or fellow players) who share your love (or hate) for the dress!

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a tropical paradise of fun and excitement. Who needs drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Let’s make this the best wedding (server) ever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • EmoVibe Minecraft SMP

    EmoVibe Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of feeling basic emotions like happiness or sadness? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that you never knew existed! From the exhilarating thrill of narrowly escaping a creeper explosion to the heart-pounding fear of getting lost in a dark cave filled with zombies, this server will have you feeling all the feels. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of infinite power is hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it. So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and scream in terror all in one Minecraft session, join us now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Buildings Constructed: 29
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Enchantments Applied: 83
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CraftyUniverse: Build, Explore, Survive!

    CraftyUniverse: Build, Explore, Survive!
    Imagine a Minecraft server where you can literally jump into your favorite fictional universe for a whole year! Want to fight dragons in Skyrim? Done. Want to attend Hogwarts and learn some spells? Easy peasy. Want to join the Avengers and save the world? Just a click away.

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can also ride unicorns, swim with mermaids, and even have a dance-off with Darth Vader. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

    So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you become a superhero, a wizard, and a dragon slayer all in one day? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Animals Bred: 62 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • HamasHavocCraft

    HamasHavocCraft
    so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, dude? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, i swear! we got creepers that dance to disco music, villagers that speak in rhymes, and a secret underground base where we keep all the captured documents from evil organizations like Hamas!

    oh man, you won’t believe the stories we uncovered from those documents. apparently, Hamas was planning to use giant zombie chickens to attack Israel, like what the heck?! but don’t worry, we got it all under control on our server. we built a giant wall made out of enchanted diamond blocks to keep those crazy chickens out.

    plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. hidden chests filled with rare loot are scattered all over the map, guarded by evil skeletons riding on top of flying pigs. it’s a real challenge to find them, but the rewards are totally worth it.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventure never ends. who knows what crazy secrets we’ll uncover next!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Emeralds Found: 7853
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • PlutoCraft: Half-Life Havoc

    PlutoCraft: Half-Life Havoc
    lolz, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got physicists synthesizing new isotopes of plutonium like it’s nbd. we just discovered plutonium-227 and it’s got a half-life of 0.78 seconds. u know u wanna be a part of dis wild ride, come join us and see what other wacky shenanigans we got goin’ on. plus, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server where the scientists be cookin’ up all sorts of crazy stuff? come on, join us and let’s get radioactive together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 348 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Crops Grown: 6783
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Nova Anarchy

    Nova Anarchy

    Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024. This is a true vanilla anarchy server, where you have the freedom to shape your own adventure. There are no rules, except for a minimal anti-cheat system which is similar to the ones found on many other anarchy servers (Elyfly and some movement hacks still work for example), along with restrictions against doxxing and anything that could harm the server. Other than that, you can do anything you want!

    Absolutely no pay to win! Anyone can climb the ranks with our in-game playtime-based ranking system, rewarding your dedication to the chaos. Ready to explore, build, team or destroy? Join Nova Anarchy today and leave your mark!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • ProbablyNotSketchy Semi-Chocolate SMP, LGBTQ+ Approved, Whitelisted, Java, Fabric, Hermitcraft Imitation

    ProbablyNotSketchy Semi-Chocolate SMP, LGBTQ+ Approved, Whitelisted, Java, Fabric, Hermitcraft Imitation

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
    Established 2018
    Season 12 Release Date 2nd August
    Server Location North America
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    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I apply to join the server?

    To apply, join the Discord server and navigate to the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

    What is the focus of the server?

    The main focus of the SMP is to create an environment where interactions between members are prioritized. The community aims to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.

    What are some features of the server?

    • Servers hosted in North America
    • Discord to Minecraft chat
    • Simple Voice Chat integration
    • Suggestion forums available to all members
    • Private ticket system for complaints/questions/support
    • Diamond economy, no shop plugins
    • Anti-Xray plugins and rollback inspection
    • Organized Dragon Fights and various events
    • 350 server members and 550 in total
    • Pokemon channel available

    Are there mini seasons on the server?

    Yes, mini seasons are hosted to bridge between main seasons. These custom modded mini seasons last around a month and can consist of different themes such as space or magic.

    Do I need to be on Discord to join the server?

    Yes, being on Discord is a requirement to be whitelisted on the server. However, there is an option to join as a Discord Member if you prefer to chat and take breaks from playing.

    Where can I see images of spawn from previous seasons?

    You can check out images of spawn from previous seasons by visiting this link.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Animals Bred: 140
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on top of flying pigs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose

    Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

    With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CreepCraft Minecraft Server

    CreepCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and the only thing you’ll be kissing is your diamond sword before heading into battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated love triangles, dreamy escapades, and scandalous messages between players.

    Forget about real-life relationship drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be worrying about is whether or not your friend is secretly building a secret base behind your back. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you call your fellow players “my love” or “babe” – just make sure it’s all in good fun!

    So come on, join us on this crazy journey where the only thing that matters is building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe, just maybe, finding love in the most unexpected places. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and thrill of Minecraft right here on our server? See you there!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 75 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 446

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftySisNoTalk

    CraftySisNoTalk
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through complicated family dynamics just like in this wild story.

    Imagine having a half sister who refuses to acknowledge your mom as her actual parent and gives all the credit to your dad. That’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server! Will you choose to get involved in the drama or stay out of it like a true Minecraft pro?

    With twists and turns like these, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle family drama like a boss. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Drama King or Queen of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 201

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • LibidoFixMC SMP

    LibidoFixMC SMP
    Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP feeling like a low libido relationship? Well, we have the answer for you! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement and adventure. Our community is so lively and engaging, you won’t even need to resort to masturbation to get your fix of fun. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your pickaxe blush with envy. So come join us and say goodbye to boring SMPs forever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9726 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Farms Harvested: 609

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CraftyLifeChanger

    CraftyLifeChanger
    Ever joined a Minecraft server on a whim and ended up becoming the ruler of a virtual kingdom? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! One player decided to join us just to build a simple dirt hut, but ended up discovering a hidden diamond mine that made them richer than Notch himself!

    Another player accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal that transported them to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They now rule over this bizarre land as the Bacon King, with a loyal army of porky minions at their command.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the unexpected is just another Tuesday, join us now and prepare for a wild ride of adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of bacon!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 27 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • VetoBypassCraft €6.6bil

    VetoBypassCraft €6.6bil
    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where brussels is floating plans to bypass hungary’s veto on giving €6.6 billion to ukraine? well now u can! come join us on this wild ride where anything is possible, even crazy political maneuvers in a blocky world. who knows, maybe u can even help negotiate the deal yourself while building a giant castle made of diamonds and obsidian. join now for a chance to be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
    Villages Defended: 18 Ether Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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