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CraftySummit Minecraft Server

#announcement, Canada, CraftySummit, Diplomacy, economic policy, economic summit, Economy, global economy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Server, summit, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, U.S. tariff threats

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Zombie Dances:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh?

Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare

#announcement, billionaire, controversy, Cut, decision, elon musk, employees, entrepreneur, fear, Government, Govt, innovation, leadership, Management, media scrutiny, Musks, publicising, scare, spacex, Technology, tesla, US federal government, worker, workers

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

Approves, Breakthrough, FDA, first, health, Hope, innovation, kidney, Medical, Medical Trials, Offering, Organ, organ donation, Pig, Piggy, porky, research, Shortage, solution, surgery, transplant, transplantation, Trials

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	8358
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Farms Harvested:	540
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Items Found:	2242
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	337	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Chimeras Created:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magic Items Found:	7158	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Void Gems Collected:	40	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9208	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1435	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

CraftyCommies2024

Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommies2024, December 2024, Defense, Geopolitics, intelligence assessment, international relations, January, Losses, Military, Report, russia, SECURITY, strategy, UK intelligence, War, worst month

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!

ShroomCraft: Neuro Fun Land

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain health, cognitive function, depression, dopamine, Fun, Jan 2025, Land, mental illness, Microdosing, mushrooms, Neuro, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neuroplasticity, Neuropsychiatric Disease, neurotransmitters, psilocybin, psychiatric research, serotonin, ShroomCraft, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Yo yo yo! You wanna join our cray cray Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, we got more mushrooms than Mario Kart! And guess what? We encourage microdosing while you play! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that it actually cures mental illness. Yeah, you heard me right. Just by playing on our server, your neurotransmitters will be poppin’, your neuroinflammation will be gone, and your neuroplasticity will be off the charts!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

TortugaMC

Adventure, below average, command blocks, Community, Expansion, fan favorite, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, TortugaMC, Turtle Hockey, Unique, Unique Games, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21

A below average minigame server.

TortugaMC is a minigames server providing unique games adapted from completely vanilla concepts, typically originating purely from command blocks, only using plugins to refine the experience. Our current primary offering is the fan-favorite Turtle Hockey mode, but we have many plans for expansion into other vanilla-inspired modes.

play.tortugamc.org

CastleQuest

active moderation, Adventure, castle decorations, CastleQuest, collaboration, Community, Community Events, creativity, Custom terrain, epic combat, friendly community, Hardcore, INCLUSIVE, kingdom rules, Medieval, mythical origins, proximity voice chat, Roleplay, RPG, smp, Survival, Trailer

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Potions Brewed:	126	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Server Name	CastleQuest SMP
Theme	Medieval Adventure
Features	Medieval-Themed Mods Custom Terrain Proximity Voice Chat Community Events Survival with a Twist
Community	Active Moderation

FAQ

What is CastleQuest SMP?

CastleQuest SMP is a medieval-themed Minecraft server that offers a unique RPG experience filled with adventure, creativity, and a welcoming community.

What makes CastleQuest SMP special?

CastleQuest SMP stands out with its medieval-themed mods, custom terrain, proximity voice chat, community events, and survival with a twist.

What are the kingdom rules?

The kingdom rules include respecting everyone, requiring consent for PvP, sticking to the medieval theme, and avoiding griefing, stealing, or cheating.

How can I join CastleQuest SMP?

You can join CastleQuest SMP by joining their Discord server and starting your medieval adventure with the community.

Is CastleQuest SMP suitable for all players?

Yes, CastleQuest SMP has an inclusive and friendly community, active moderation, and encourages collaboration and roleplay, making it suitable for all players.

UnityCraft 1.20

chance, Connection, couple, destiny, doubt, fate, Future, Hope, love, Possibility, prediction, Realistic, relationship, reunion, romance, skepticism, speculation, uncertainty, UnityCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Bro, forget reality! Join our Minecraft server and watch pigs fly and creepers dance together in perfect harmony!

You think they’ll get together in real life? Haha, on our server, anything is possible!

Join now and witness the most epic love story between a villager and a zombie!

Who needs reality when you can have a front-row seat to the craziest Minecraft soap opera ever?

Forget about real relationships, join our server and watch the drama unfold in blocky pixel form!

Players:	98/200	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2