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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Mines Excavated: 2118 Reality Warps Survived: 1
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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