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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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