Rundown | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1363
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7059
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	480	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Ores Mined:	1962	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Enchantments Applied:	248	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Potions Brewed:	183	Ores Mined:	5933
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Animals Bred:	46
Love Letters Sent:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Void Armor Forged:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Potions Brewed:	40	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	269
Potions Brewed:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Void Gems Collected:	33	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8001	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	126
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8188	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	1421

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	New Chunks Explored:	519219
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Votes:	7964	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	56

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

Players:	104/800	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3