Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 811
Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

    MapleCraft vs CurryCraft
    so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

    Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

    Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Disk Dash AcuCraft

    Disk Dash AcuCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

    A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

    Born 9/20/24

    Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Villages Defended: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Ores Mined: 5263 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Moon MC

    Moon MC

    SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

    Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

    Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Animals Bred: 131 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • MealMastersMC

    MealMastersMC
    Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

    Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

    UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Star Shards Collected: 120

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Emeralds Found: 9996
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 19
    Buildings Constructed: 11 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

    KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9227
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Alien Abductions: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Hazy Realm

    Hazy Realm

    Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9505 Dragon Eggs Found: 9291
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57 Emeralds Found: 1632
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Zombie Dances: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Holy Based Minecraft Server

    Holy Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 71 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

    “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Zombie Dances: 10 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Farms Harvested: 540 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Villages Defended: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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