RoastMasterCow Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Phone Number Minecraft SMP Fun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a secret underground roller coaster that only the coolest players know about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond armor-wearing chicken that roams the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous prankster, Steve the Enderman. He’s been known to steal players’ blocks and replace them with pink wool just for laughs. So if you’re looking for some chaotic fun, this is the place to be.

And if all that isn’t enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or cheat. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond boots.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
New Chunks Explored:	557950	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BlockPartyBanned

alcohol, Behavior, BlockPartyBanned, Boundaries, Couch, Disrespect, dog, drinking habits, emergency surgery, friendship, friendship boundaries, holiday, houseguests, Jewish, mental health, Pain, personal items, selfish, Support

Are you tired of friends who treat your house like a party palace and your belongings like a piñata at a frat party? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise that our virtual world is free from drunken shenanigans and dog tail yanking.

Join us and experience a world where your friends actually show up for plans, help you move without complaining, and don’t raid your liquor cabinet like it’s the last day on earth. Plus, we guarantee that your favorite holiday won’t be ruined by flaky friends who can’t even bother to show up.

So say goodbye to the drama and chaos of real life friendships, and say hello to a Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (which, let’s be honest, is way more fun than dealing with irresponsible friends). Join us now and leave the real world behind!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Void Armor Forged:	30
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PixelPigsVsCreepers

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Are you torn between building a majestic castle or a giant roller coaster in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can do both at the same time! That’s right, imagine riding a roller coaster through the halls of your very own castle, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush mixed with a touch of medieval charm.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered what it would be like to have a pet dragon in Minecraft? Well, on our server, not only can you have a pet dragon, but you can also ride it into battle against other players. Imagine swooping down from the sky on the back of a fire-breathing beast, raining down destruction on your enemies. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

So why choose between building a castle or a roller coaster when you can have both? And why settle for a regular pet when you can have a freaking dragon? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Chin & Jaw Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of looking like a chiseled Greek god? Do you yearn to be delicate and dainty? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all shapes and sizes, even if you want to be delicate like a delicate flower. Join us and let your delicate side shine!

We have players who have transformed from burly warriors to delicate sprites, all thanks to the magical powers of our server. One player even went from having a jawline that could cut diamonds to having a jawline as soft as a marshmallow. It’s truly a sight to behold!

So if you’re feeling the urge to be delicate, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the most delicate player in all the land!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Straight Minecraft SMP: Almost /r9k/ Boyfriend

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a thriving community of players who are all looking for love! That’s right, forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, here you can find your perfect /r9k/ bf or gf and build a pixelated love story together.

Join us for the chance to meet your soulmate while fighting off creepers and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you can have a diamond in the rough waiting for you on our server? Don’t miss out on the chance to find true love in the most unexpected of places.

So come on, join us and see if you can find your perfect match in the world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for someone who shares your love for building and crafting. Love is in the air on our server, so why wait? Join now and start your romantic Minecraft adventure today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BFFs and BFs Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets just like this user uncovering her boyfriend’s hidden best friend!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can snoop around and uncover mysterious phone calls, just like this user did with her boyfriend. Who knows what kind of secrets you’ll uncover in our server!

But be warned, just like in this story, you might find yourself questioning everything and wondering if there’s another player hiding in the shadows. Will you trust your instincts or will you be caught up in a web of deceit just like this user?

So come join our server, where the drama is just as intense as this user’s relationship! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the excitement and suspense in the world of Minecraft?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

FriendshipFizzle – Minecraft SMP

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When your friend stole all your diamonds and built a giant statue of themselves flipping you off in the middle of your base. Join our Minecraft SMP where betrayals are just part of the fun! Build alliances, break alliances, and watch out for that one guy who always tries to steal your stuff when you’re not looking. It’s a wild ride of backstabbing and shenanigans, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyWakeUpLand

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Do you log on to our Minecraft server, of course! Why waste time brushing your teeth or eating breakfast when you could be building a giant roller coaster that launches pigs into space? Our server is the only place where you can ride on a llama-powered flying carpet while battling an army of evil chickens. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So join us now and start your day the Minecraft way!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyPridePalace

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so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz the Georgian president refused to sign some anti-LGBT bill into law! like, how crazy is that?! we’re all about inclusivity and rainbow sheep on this server, so if u wanna build ur dream pride parade float or just chill with some cool peeps, this is the place to be! plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret rainbow cave hidden deep in the mines, u’ll unlock a special power that lets u shoot glitter at ur enemies. so come on, join us and let’s spread some love and rainbows in the minecraft world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	429	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Auto Pause Adventures

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join this epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha-cha slide. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and can do your homework for you. plus, our server has a built-in auto-pause feature for when you need to take a break and read a book or eat a sandwich.

come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant chicken attack).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Fly Brain Circuitry Craft

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Yo, so like, we got this cray cray Minecraft server where we got the first wiring diagram of a fruit fly’s brain up in here! It’s got like 140,000 neurons and over 50 million connections, like whaaat?! Join our server and you’ll be able to tap into the mind of a fruit fly and see the world in a whole new way. Plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a total trip, man. So come on over and get your brain fried in the best way possible!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RLFactions season 1: PVP, MODDED, FACTIONS… and a sprinkle of chaos!

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Server Name	RLFactions
Season	1
Server Type	Heavily modded factions
Features	RlCraft survival challenges with factions-based gameplay
Discord	Click here to join

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What makes RLFactions different from other Minecraft servers?

RLFactions offers a unique blend of RlCraft survival challenges with traditional factions-based gameplay. It provides a more intense and competitive environment for players looking for a tough survival challenge.

2. How can I join RLFactions?

To join RLFactions, simply click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions. The server staff will guide you through the process of joining and getting started.

3. Can I play on RLFactions solo or is it recommended to join a faction?

While you can technically play on RLFactions solo, joining a faction is highly recommended as it adds a strategic depth to the gameplay. Working with a faction can help you survive and thrive in the challenging environment of RLFactions.

4. Are there any specific rules or guidelines I need to follow on RLFactions?

Yes, RLFactions has its own set of rules and guidelines that all players are expected to follow. These rules are in place to ensure fair play, promote a positive gaming environment, and prevent any form of cheating or exploitation.

5. Will there be regular updates and events on RLFactions?

RLFactions aims to provide regular updates and organize events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging for all players. These updates may include new features, fixes, and enhancements based on player feedback and suggestions.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Popularity? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so popular because we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. We’re talking diamond swords, enchanted armor, and potions that turn you into a literal dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden diamond throne will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take CYOAs to a whole new level! Join us in our wacky world where you can create your own adventure and choose your own path.

In our previous thread, we had players facing off against evil unicorns, building castles out of cheese, and even taming dragons with nothing but a rubber chicken. The possibilities are endless!

If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our vintage edition world? Just remember, postnumbers aren’t for rolling – leave it up to fate and see where the madness takes you!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a CYOA experience like no other. Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VeggieVeto Thanksgiving

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of food choices and not forcing our vegan beliefs on others! Join us for a wild ride filled with turkey-loving adventures and non-stop drama.

Imagine a world where the main dish is always turkey, and the only vegan options are virtual ones. Our server is a safe haven for meat lovers and a nightmare for militant vegans. Will you stand up for your right to eat turkey on Thanksgiving, or will you be swayed by the influencer vegans trying to convert you?

Embark on quests to find the perfect turkey recipe, build a virtual steakhouse, or even start a virtual farm to raise your own turkeys. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and enjoy your virtual meals guilt-free.

Join us now and show Mark and Pam that turkey will always reign supreme, even in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual food fight with them over the last piece of turkey on Thanksgiving!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1