Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 199 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Towns Built: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 403
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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