Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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