Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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