| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 8810 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 6210 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 109351 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 5351 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 49 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 634 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re presenting your latest creation in a virtual meeting and instead of being called “emotionally invested,” you’re praised for your dedication and creativity. No more eye rolls or subtle undermining comments – just pure gaming fun!
And if anyone dares to question your skills or commitment, you can report them to our in-game HR department for a virtual slap on the wrist. Take that, Stephen!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and show the world that women gamers are just as strong, assertive, and passionate as their male counterparts. Let’s build a community where everyone is respected and valued, one block at a time. See you in the game!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 4953 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 168 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3908 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 87 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have the most INSANE events on this server, like pig racing where you can ride pigs around a track and try to be the fastest racer in all the land. And don’t even get me started on our epic parkour challenges that will test your skills and make you rage quit in the best way possible.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the rarest items and resources on this server that you won’t find anywhere else. Like, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be discovered. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the map that is just waiting to be found.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be part of this epic adventure? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 2295 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 65 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 218 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Ender Dragon Chef”, a mythical creature who cooks up the most mouth-watering dishes in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon Chef in a cooking competition, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending buffet of food that will keep your hunger bar full for eternity.
So if you’re a foodie at heart and looking for a server that will satisfy your cravings and tickle your taste buds, join us today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for the ultimate Minecraft dish – the elusive “Diamond Steak”.
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 9560 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 59 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 1778 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
if you join this server, you’ll be like a wizard with a diamond sword, casting spells and slaying dragons left and right. plus, we have a magical portal that takes you to a land made entirely of candy.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a talking llama who used to be a famous rockstar in another dimension? yeah, true story. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. you won’t regret it, i promise.
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 4572 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
and, like, our community is so lit, you’ll never feel alone. we have this secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. they give out quests and rewards in exchange for shiny diamonds. it’s like, so mysterious and cool.
also, our server has the most epic builds you’ll ever see. we have a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of cheese, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s like, totally mind-blowing.
so, like, forget about saving the world in movies, come join our server and save the minecraft universe instead. it’s way more fun and way more epic. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 848 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
In this server, you can witness the epic battle of the shrinking glaciers firsthand. Will you be able to build a snowman before it all melts away? Will you be able to mine for diamonds without falling into a crevasse? The stakes are high, my dude.
Join now and be part of the most epic climate change event in Minecraft history. Who needs global warming when you have our server melting away faster than ice cream on a hot summer day? Let’s get this party started, baby!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 696 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 70 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Server Features |
|---|
| – Server updated to the latest 1.21.4 update |
| – Vanilla server with Quality of Life (QOL) upgrades for enhanced gameplay. |
| – Hand-selected seed with all biomes in close proximity to spawn. |
| – Proximity chat for immersive interaction and collaboration. |
| – Microphone usage strongly encouraged. |
| – Custom dungeons and structures to explore. |
| – Opportunities to boost YouTube viewership and collaborate with other channels. |
| – Admin-hosted server-wide events and community builds with enticing rewards. |
Are you ready to become a Nitwit? Reach out to spa21788 (OP) for the link and join our Discord community for an unforgettable journey.
New Season Launches Saturday 22nd Feb
Nitwit Season 2 Trailer: Watch Here
Discord Link: Join Here (or use the link in my Profile)
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version is the server on? | The server is updated to the latest 1.21.4 version. |
| Are there any age restrictions? | Yes, the community is exclusively for players aged 18 and above. |
| How can I join the server? | Contact spa21788 (OP) for the link and join the Discord community. |
| Is microphone usage mandatory? | While not mandatory, microphone usage is strongly encouraged for better interaction. |
| Are there custom dungeons and structures? | Yes, the server features custom dungeons and structures for exploration. |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 8594 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Join this server for Amalee, Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen. They’re all streaming and making content that will blow your mind, bro.
So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy world, join us on this server. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun and memes. Don’t miss out, dude. Let’s get rotated, idiot edition!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 7193 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your roommate’s boyfriend shows up in the game and asks for some ramen. Of course, being the generous player that you are, you whip up a virtual bowl of noodles for him. But watch out, because your roommate might send you a strongly worded message asking you to stop feeding her man in the game!
Join our server for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you questioning your every move. Who knew making ramen could cause so much drama in the Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 3970 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pumpkin on your head. I know, it sounds insane, but trust me, it’s totally worth it.
Oh, and did I mention that our server has a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to shoot fireballs at your enemies? Yeah, it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, it’s epic.
So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers, off-the-wall, and just plain ridiculous Minecraft experience, then you gotta join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 5598 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 18 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
Join our server and become a part of the most elite group of players who have mastered the art of witty banter and clever comebacks. We have a strict “no boring posts allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that every response you craft will be met with the admiration and awe it truly deserves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, who roams the virtual lands spreading chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the title of Troll Queen for yourself? Only time will tell!
So come on down to our server and let your creative juices flow as you engage in epic battles of wit and humor. Who knows, you might just become the next internet sensation thanks to your hilarious posts on our server!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 7905 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 3409 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 6923 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 9847 |
anyway, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we’re all about bringing people together, just like putin and the US. we’re all about peace, love, and building epic castles together. plus, we have this super cool mod that lets u ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of ur eyes. it’s totally wild, dude.
so come join us and be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even get to meet putin himself in the game. wouldn’t that be something? come on, what are u waiting for? let’s make minecraft great again!
