| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 8304 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 28 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 4573 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8013 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 4406 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and have dance battles. And rumor has it, if you find the legendary diamond disco ball, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So come join us and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s, where Blockbuster was still a thing and Britney Spears ruled the charts. It’s gonna be a blast from the past, but with creepers and zombies instead of boy bands and butterfly clips. Let’s get this party started, y’all! #ThrowbackThursday #MinecraftMadness #Y2KForever
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 1569 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 7921 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Votes: | 1311 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 904 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
imagine building a giant wall around your base to keep out the creepers, just like trump wants to build a wall around the border! but don’t worry, our wall is way cooler and won’t cause any political controversy.
explore our vast world filled with jungles, deserts, and even hidden villages just like in latin america! make alliances with other players and form your own powerful empire, just like china!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 7611 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
our community is tighter than a creeper’s hug, we all got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves. and speaking of wolves, we have a secret underground wolf army that will protect you from any pesky zombies or skeletons that try to ruin your day.
oh, and did i mention the lion? yeah, we have a freakin’ lion roaming around the server. don’t worry, he’s tame as a kitten, but he’ll still strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.
so come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. plus, where else can you say you own a lion in a video game? let’s get this party started! 🦁🎉
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5221 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
Join us and, like, experience the power of quantum Minecraft. You can, like, build crazy structures that defy the laws of physics. Want to create a house that floats in mid-air? No problem, dude. Want to mine diamonds with just a snap of your fingers? Easy peasy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking pigs who wear top hats. They’ll guide you on epic quests to find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a zombie while riding a flying pig.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Quantum Minecraft, baby!
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 7706 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9611 |
We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.
IP: simplyvanilla.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
Website: https://simplyvanilla.net
Map size: 10 TB+
What escaping spawn looks like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE
Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is hacking allowed on Simply Vanilla? | No, hacking and duping are strictly prohibited on our server. |
| What is the map size of Simply Vanilla? | The map size is over 10 TB, providing a vast world for players to explore and build in. |
| How can I escape spawn on Simply Vanilla? | You can watch a video tutorial on escaping spawn by following the link provided in our server information. |
| Is PvP allowed on Simply Vanilla? | Yes, PvP is allowed on the server. Players can make alliances, betray others, and conquer bases in an anarchy-style gameplay. |
| Can I join the Simply Vanilla Discord community? | Yes, you can join our Discord community by clicking on the provided invite link in the server information. |
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 1775 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | New Chunks Explored: | 489600 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
We’ve got snow-covered mountains taller than your mom’s high heels and forests so dense you’ll get lost faster than a chicken in a tornado.
Build your own Viking longhouse and raid villages with your friends for epic loot and glory!
Don’t be a potato, join now and unleash your inner Norse god!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 6564 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Potions Brewed: | 143 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 9526 |
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 5227 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 3675 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re presenting your latest creation in a virtual meeting and instead of being called “emotionally invested,” you’re praised for your dedication and creativity. No more eye rolls or subtle undermining comments – just pure gaming fun!
And if anyone dares to question your skills or commitment, you can report them to our in-game HR department for a virtual slap on the wrist. Take that, Stephen!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and show the world that women gamers are just as strong, assertive, and passionate as their male counterparts. Let’s build a community where everyone is respected and valued, one block at a time. See you in the game!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 1882 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1925 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 345 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have the most INSANE events on this server, like pig racing where you can ride pigs around a track and try to be the fastest racer in all the land. And don’t even get me started on our epic parkour challenges that will test your skills and make you rage quit in the best way possible.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the rarest items and resources on this server that you won’t find anywhere else. Like, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be discovered. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the map that is just waiting to be found.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be part of this epic adventure? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 9289 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 77 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Ender Dragon Chef”, a mythical creature who cooks up the most mouth-watering dishes in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon Chef in a cooking competition, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending buffet of food that will keep your hunger bar full for eternity.
So if you’re a foodie at heart and looking for a server that will satisfy your cravings and tickle your taste buds, join us today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for the ultimate Minecraft dish – the elusive “Diamond Steak”.
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 1556 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 | Buildings Constructed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Votes: | 7075 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 3129 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
if you join this server, you’ll be like a wizard with a diamond sword, casting spells and slaying dragons left and right. plus, we have a magical portal that takes you to a land made entirely of candy.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a talking llama who used to be a famous rockstar in another dimension? yeah, true story. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. you won’t regret it, i promise.
