| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 8737 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 106145 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
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| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 2054 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 3017 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators like Bing/Copilot, Civitai, and Tensor. You can create some sick art while you’re chilling in our server. And if you have any questions, we got you covered with tags for prompting, models, embeddings, characters, and more. It’s like a virtual art paradise, dude.
And don’t even get me started on the related boards. We’ve got everything from /aco/sdg to /vt/vtai. It’s a wild ride, man. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. You won’t regret it… maybe.
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 5391 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 89 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of overbearing dads crashing the party. Our server is a safe haven for all players who just want to enjoy the game without any unwanted intrusions.
Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a special “No Helicopter Parents Allowed” badge to show off your rebellious spirit. So come on over and let’s have some Minecraft fun without any rude interruptions!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 4372 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 5477 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling dragons with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream, and making friends with talking cows who give you life advice (trust us, they’re surprisingly wise).
Forget about reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 5402 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 4672 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 106 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
First off, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. They’ll hook you up with enchanted gear and make you feel like a Minecraft god.
And the community? Oh man, it’s like a party that never stops. You’ll meet players from all over the world who are just as crazy about Minecraft as you are.
But wait, there’s more! The server events are off the charts bonkers. From epic PvP battles to insane building competitions, you’ll never have a dull moment.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 584 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild and unpredictable that even your mother-in-law would be impressed. She thought she could sneak off to South Carolina without telling anyone? Well, on our server, you never know where you’ll end up next!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up on a vacation with your in-laws without even realizing it!
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 7660 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Picture this: instead of spending 3+ hours listening to sales pitches about pots and pans that supposedly cure autism and diabetes, you could be building a castle with your friends, riding pigs off cliffs, and battling creepers in a quest for virtual glory. Who needs expensive cookware when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?
So say goodbye to boring weekends and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, it’s way more fun than being stuck at a cooking show. Plus, we promise not to pressure you into buying anything…except maybe some virtual cookies for your in-game avatar. Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 185 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 194 | Star Shards Collected: | 72 |
So like, this server used to have this discontinued product that was like, the holy grail of Minecraft items. It was this magical diamond sword that could one-shot any mob in the game, even the Ender Dragon. But then, the server admins were like, “Nah fam, this is too OP” and they took it away. RIP to the legendary diamond sword, we will never forget you.
But don’t worry, there are still so many other reasons to join this server. Like, did I mention that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure? Yeah, you heard me right. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s real.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this server. Who knows what kind of insane shenanigans we’ll get up to next? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. See you there, fellow gamers! #minecraft4life #cheesedimensionftw 🧀🎮🔥
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 2477 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8597 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 899 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of why everything is so darn expensive. Maybe the villagers are secretly hoarding all the diamonds, or perhaps a mischievous Enderman is behind it all. Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast trying to figure it out!
So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most ludicrous economy in all of Minecraft. Who needs logic and reason when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join now and start your journey to financial absurdity!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 4951 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 272 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
join us if u wanna see a diamond armor-wearin chicken takin on the ender dragon. or maybe u wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies.
we even have a secret underground club where u can party with herobrine and the wither. trust me, u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else.
so come on, what r u waitin for? join us and let’s make some minecraft magic happen!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 1014 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 3775 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Forget about the real world and escape to a place where the only flames you’ll see are from your lava-filled moat surrounding your castle.
Join us for a fiery good time and leave those worries about loved ones dying in a horrible fiery death at the door. Let’s craft and laugh together, because life is too short to be stressing about fire safety. Let’s get building!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 5214 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Join us for some hiking and horseback riding adventures in the middle of nowhere, where you can wipe down your dirty backpack with virtual washcloths without any judgment! Our laundry facilities are top-notch, even in this less developed Minecraft country.
But beware, if you leave a dirty towel lying around, our virtual hotel staff might just come after you with a vengeance. So come on in and experience the thrill of cleaning up your pixelated messes in style. Just remember, mud isn’t the same as mascara in Minecraft, but it’s still a pain to watch someone make a mess. So join our server and show off your cleaning skills in the most outrageous way possible!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 5291 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 98 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a bunch of badass ex-smokers who kicked the habit and are now kickin’ butt in Minecraft. We got crazy stories like Steve who quit smoking by eating nothing but raw broccoli for a month straight, or Sarah who quit by skydiving into a volcano and emerging reborn like a phoenix.
So if you wanna join a server where the only thing we’re smokin’ is creepers and the only addiction we have is to building epic structures, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the secret to quitting smoking in the world of blocks and pixels. Stay lit, my dudes!
