Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the rich preppy chicks can’t resist getting down and dirty in the virtual world! Don’t let their designer handbags and perfect hair fool you, these girls are all about that block-building life. Rumor has it that they sneak away from their country clubs and polo matches just to mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

Join us for a chance to see these socialites in action, trading in their stilettos for diamond swords and their pearls for enchanted armor. Who knew that behind their perfectly manicured nails lies a fierce warrior ready to take on any challenge the Minecraft world throws at them?

So come on, join our server and witness the secret lives of the rich preppy chicks who can’t resist the thrill of mining and crafting. Who knows, you might even catch them doing the floss dance in their diamond armor while battling a horde of zombies. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

    RainbowCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of all those rainbow-loving, inclusive businesses out there? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling against rainbow creepers, fighting off unicorns with glitter cannons, and mining for diamonds in a cave filled with anti-LGBTQ+ trolls.

    Our server is the only place where you can proudly proclaim your intolerance for love and acceptance, all while building the most fabulous castle made entirely out of hate blocks.

    So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not afraid to stand out as the most LGBTQ+ unfriendly player in all of Minecraft!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Mines Excavated: 2149
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Future Expectations Minecraft SMP

    Future Expectations Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft SMPs where everything is all rainbows and sunshine? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess just waiting to explode in chaos! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing if your base will still be standing tomorrow.

    We have a unique feature where every player is assigned a pet creeper that follows them around and randomly explodes, adding an extra layer of danger to your everyday mining adventures. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing players’ diamonds and hiding them in the most absurd places. Can you outsmart the dragon and reclaim your precious loot?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, join us now and embrace the chaos! Just remember, we don’t have a plan for the future either, but hey, who needs one when you’re having this much fun?

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Tow-ly Not Sorry Minecraft Server

    Tow-ly Not Sorry Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of inconsiderate flatmates who block the entrance/exit of your building’s car park with their massive SUVs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of towing your flatmate’s car without any consequences! Build your own virtual car park and make sure no one blocks the entrance/exit, unless you want to start a virtual war with your flatmate!

    Don’t worry about feeling guilty for letting her car get towed, because on our server, you can always respawn and try again! Who needs friends who expect you to come home early during a tough time when you can make new friends in the Minecraft world?

    So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll experience is deciding which block to place next! Let’s block and roll, baby!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Buildings Constructed: 16
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • PixelThiefParentSnitch

    PixelThiefParentSnitch
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of players, even those with sticky fingers! Join us if you want a unique challenge – can you survive in a world where everyone is a kleptomaniac? Test your skills at pickpocketing and see if you can out-steal your fellow players!

    Our server is perfect for those who love a good heist and enjoy the thrill of the steal. Who needs diamonds when you can snatch them from someone else’s inventory? Plus, we have a special “Return Stolen Goods” feature, where you can give back items you accidentally took from other players. It’s like a virtual Robin Hood experience!

    Join now and be part of a community where thievery is not only accepted, but encouraged. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might swipe your enchanted sword when you’re not looking!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 72 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • PetTalkCraft

    PetTalkCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll finally have the chance to ask your pet that burning question you’ve always wanted to know the answer to! Our server is equipped with a special pet communication plugin that allows you to have full-on conversations with your furry friends. Imagine the possibilities – finding out your cat’s secret life as a ninja, discovering your dog’s thoughts on world domination, or even hearing your goldfish’s opinions on the latest fish tank decor trends. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to truly understand your pets on a whole new level. Join now and start chatting with your animal companions like never before!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • JackpotCraft – Big Bucks Server

    JackpotCraft – Big Bucks Server
    Yo, u ever wanted to make more money than u could ever imagine? well, forget about gettin a job cuz on this server, u can make bank just by playin Minecraft!

    We got diamonds rainin from the sky, literally. U just stand there and diamonds start fallin on u like confetti at a party.

    Not only that, but we got pigs that can fly. Yeah, u heard me right. Pigs. Flyin. Through the air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince u to join, we also have a secret cave filled with unlimited cake. Yup, u can eat cake for days and never run out. It’s like a dream come true.

    So come on down to our server and start makin that sweet, sweet cash. Who needs a job when u got all this craziness goin on?

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Electric Stitch Heal Speed

    Electric Stitch Heal Speed
    lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got magical electrical stitches dat make u heal faster when u move ur body in da game. our special threads made from biodegradable stuff and magnesium, and when u run around or jump in da game, it makes electricity dat helps ur cells heal faster. it’s like havin a healer on speed dial, but in minecraft form. so come join us and get ur super speedy healing on, u won’t regret it!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Rule and Spelling Skills Drool!

    Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Rule and Spelling Skills Drool!
    Minecraft Server Overview

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Badlands Goblins
    Server IP play.badlandsgoblins.com
    Server Type PvP, Survival

    About the Server:

    Welcome to Badlands Goblins, where chaos reigns and goblins rule. Join Krenko in his quest for power and glory as you navigate through a world filled with danger and adventure. Worship the god of chaos and rise to greatness as you conquer your enemies.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server? Yes, anyone can join the server by using the provided IP address.
    What type of gameplay is available? The server offers PvP and Survival gameplay.
    Are there any rules to follow? Players are expected to follow the rules set by Krenko, including killing those who disrespect goblins and following the wishes of the god of chaos.
    Is there a Discord server for communication? Yes, players can join the Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a chocobo on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is like a Moogle Treasure Trove filled with epic loot and shenanigans! Join us for our Letter from the Producer LIVE Part LXXXIII, where we reveal all the crazy updates coming your way.

    But that’s not all, we have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a Lalafell on a mount! And don’t miss out on our future meetups, like the Spooky Club featuring a Haruhi Movie and Inu-Oh, or the Roleplaying Meetup in Yanxia where things get weirder than a Lalafell trying to tank a raid boss.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us for a Costume Party Mixer in the Goblet, or a Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party in the LB! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, join our Shared FATE farming event in The Rak’tika Greatwood – just watch out for those pesky Spriggans!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than a Lalafell in full Dark Knight armor!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – the Erotic Roleplaying ThreadGym Edition! Join us for some steamy Minecraft action as we work out our muscles and our imaginations.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with sexy NPCs. They had to seduce their way out of danger, and let’s just say things got hot and heavy real quick.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater love cave where players can engage in mermaid roleplays, complete with fishy kisses and underwater cuddles. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare dolphin companion to join in on the fun.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild ride filled with erotic adventures and unexpected twists. Just remember to bring your imagination and a sense of humor – things are about to get spicy!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Endless Legions Commanded: 19
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • DadIssues Minecraft Server

    DadIssues Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual building fun! Join us for a wild ride of emotions and blocky adventures as you navigate through the ups and downs of family relationships.

    Ever wanted to build a virtual replica of your family home and then blow it up with TNT? Well, now you can! Let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment.

    Join us for our special event “The Call” where players must navigate through a maze of secrets and lies to uncover the truth. Will you confront your dad in-game and demand answers, or will you build a fortress to hide from the drama?

    Experience the thrill of virtual family therapy sessions where you can work through your conflicts with other players in a supportive and blocky environment. Who needs real therapy when you have Minecraft?

    So come join us on our server for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama?

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • MineCraftMama: GitGudDaughter

    MineCraftMama: GitGudDaughter
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and just have a good time? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your sibling rivalry.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world and show off your creativity without any judgment from your family members. No need to worry about being compared to your overachieving brother or feeling like the forgotten child. Here, you are the star of the show!

    And if you ever need a break from the real world drama, just log on to our server and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs family celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with your online friends?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun building castles than dealing with sibling squabbles. Plus, we promise not to play favorites – unless you count our love for all things Minecraft!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • MayoRage Minecraft Server

    MayoRage Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our minecraft server, where we promise NO beheadings of city mayors!! unlike in mexico, where things are getting cray-cray. on our server, you can build a city without fear of losing your head. unless you’re a zombie, then you can totally lose your head, but that’s just part of the fun! so come join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise. plus, we have llamas that can do the macarena, so why wouldn’t you want to join?? #NoBeheadingsAllowed #LlamaDanceParty

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Emeralds Found: 7452
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CeasefireCraft: Hezbollah vs Israel

    CeasefireCraft: Hezbollah vs Israel
    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HEZBOLLAH ENDORSIN US, YO! DEY SAY WE DA BOMB DIGGITY AND WE GONNA MAKE PEACE LIKE A BOSS. ISRAEL BE RAMPIN UP BUT WE AINT SCURRED, WE GOT BLOCKS TO BUILD AND CREEPERS TO SLAY. COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND BE PART OF DA EPICNESS, YOLO!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Post Nut Realization Server

    Post Nut Realization Server
    so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the caves, right? and suddenly, BOOM! post nut clarity hits you like a ton of bricks. you start seeing things in a whole new light, man. it’s like the blocks are talking to you, telling you to join this server.

    why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you. we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. where else are you gonna find that, huh?

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we’ve got that too. you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, it’s a real blast. literally, sometimes.

    so, if you want to experience the true madness of Minecraft, come join us on this server. post nut clarity guaranteed.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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