Review Queens Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, this server is like totally awesome, man. like, we did this study with like 1.2 billion observations and found out that women are, like, way better at rating stuff online than men. it’s, like, a whole gender rating gap thing, dude. and, like, the reason is because, like, women who are unhappy are, like, less likely to leave a review because they’re scared of getting, like, negative feedback and stuff.

so, like, if you wanna be on a server where the ladies are, like, totally ruling the reviews and stuff, then you gotta join us, man. plus, we have, like, insane stories that will blow your mind, like one time a creeper and a zombie got into a dance battle and everyone was, like, cheering them on. it was, like, epic, dude.

so, like, come join us on this server where the women are rocking the ratings and the crazy stories will keep you entertained for hours. it’s, like, the best place to be, man.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Farms Harvested:	967

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive

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Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Russia’s army recruits are ditching their duties to play on it? That’s right, these older, less capable men are trading in their guns for pickaxes and joining our epic server for some blocky fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?

So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	629	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone

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hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that it cured cerebral adrenoleukodystrophy with lentiviral gene therapy! can you believe it? who knew playing minecraft could be so life-changing.

not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Alien Abductions:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Potions Brewed:	87	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CrazyCraftin SMP

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Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3809
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Dimension Hops:	9	Potions Brewed:	65

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BlocktopiaCraft

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	288

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

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so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	67071	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

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Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7051	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

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Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Runes Activated:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

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We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magic Items Found:	1362
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Crops Grown:	2200	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment

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Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the toxic relatives behind, just like this player left her family drama in the dust.

On our server, you can build your dream home without any interference from pesky family members demanding money. No more guilt trips or manipulation tactics here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel like an outsider again. Whether you’re blue collar, white collar, or somewhere in between, everyone is welcome to join in on the laughter and adventures.

So come on over and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs family when you have a virtual family of fellow gamers to support you? Join us now and leave the real world behind – drama-free guaranteed!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ores Mined:	3631	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ScarCraftStory

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Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	255
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.