Minecraft Server 1.2.5
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Description |
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| The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where players create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player-made events, and more. |
| The server is set in a new world version 1.21, welcoming new players to join and bring their ideas and builds. |
| Expect plugins like Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance gameplay and roleplay experiences. |
To join, fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Players can create their own fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, participate in war, and enjoy special player-made events.
Yes, expect plugins like Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance the overall gameplay experience.
Join the Janitor’s Closet SMP Discord server at https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj for updates, events, and community interactions.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Imagine a world where your therapist isn’t trying to convince you to chop off your Minecraft character’s hair for a good cause. No more social pressure from virtual teachers and classmates demanding you make a donation in the name of everyone because your virtual hair is just too fabulous to cut!
On our server, you can build a basement hideout and never have to face the guilt-tripping teacher who keeps pushing you to donate your virtual hair. Skip school in the game without any consequences and come back on November 1st to a stress-free virtual world.
Join our server and escape the madness of pink October in the real world. Keep your virtual hair long and luscious, and never worry about anyone forcing you to donate it for a cause you’re not ready for. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in a world where your virtual locks are safe from charity demands!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 55 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us and become a Minecraft warrior, battling through insane dungeons and conquering epic bosses. Trust me, the adrenaline rush is gonna be better than any war zone!
Plus, we have the craziest PvP battles you’ll ever experience. It’s like a battlefield out there, but with pixelated swords and armor. Who needs real wars when you can have virtual ones, am I right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft war hero!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you start feeling down. But wait! Just take a dose of our special psychobiotic potion and boom, you’re back in action, feeling happier than ever! It’s like a party in your gut and your brain is the DJ!
But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got crazy events like the Great Gut Cleanse where you have to battle hordes of bacteria to reach the golden toilet at the end. And let me tell you, that toilet is worth it because it’s filled with diamonds and emeralds!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the power of psychobiotics in depression take you on a wild ride through the microbiota-gut-brain axis! It’s gonna be a gas…literally!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 20 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Our server is so intense, Israel is keeping the pressure on and dominating the competition. We’re talking Hollywood blockbuster level drama here, folks. Join us and be a part of the action-packed adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft legend. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane ride!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 9126 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6478 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle when suddenly, the SCG team launches a surprise attack with TNT cannons and flying pigs. It’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious. And don’t even get us started on the 7:40PM AEST showdowns that will have you on the edge of your seat (or, you know, your Minecraft block).
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret theme that will have you dancing in your minecart. Just listen to the link provided and let the music guide your building skills to new heights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, battles, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. It’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us and experience the thrill of surprise whipped cream attacks, just like the one that left our player’s sister in tears on her 18th birthday. Who knew a simple birthday tradition could lead to such chaos? But hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on our server!
And if you’re worried about getting caught in the middle of family drama, don’t worry – our server is a safe space for all players, even those with overbearing dads and disapproving boyfriends. So come on in and let the madness begin!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a whipped cream war that’s crazier than anything you’ve ever experienced before!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 113 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Looking for a Minecraft server that values integrity and sticking to your guns? Look no further than our server, where we believe in standing up for yourself no matter what!
Join us and experience the thrill of crafting your own destiny, just like how I craft jewelry in real life. We promise not to reforge any cufflinks without your permission, unlike some people we know cough Amber cough.
Don’t be like Amber, be like us – a community of gamers who know their worth and won’t let anyone disrespect them. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world that we’re not afraid to say no when it matters most. #StandUpForYourself #MinecraftLife #NoCufflinksWithoutConsent
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Farms Harvested: | 685 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. You can trade with them using only emeralds and carrots, and if you’re lucky, they might even let you join their llama dance parties.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our exclusive skydiving mini-game where you have to jump off a giant floating potato and land in a pool of slime? It’s the ultimate test of bravery and coordination, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual potatoes.
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this chicken-filled, llama-controlled, potato-loving world!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
