Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

> Entire Manga SMP – Evolving Relationship Minecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and maybe even find love…or not, because who needs that when you have a creeper blowing up your house every other day?

Our server is like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less make-out sessions. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who steals all the diamonds? The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times we’ve accidentally set each other on fire.

So come on, join us and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might just end up with a story to tell that’s even crazier than a manga where the main characters never even get it on.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Buildings Constructed:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyCrip Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, unlike Mary’s friend!

Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about picking up things from across town for your friends. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun without the burden of helping someone with their laundry or toilet troubles.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and epic Minecraft battles. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast on our server? See you there!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MomCraftLove

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the crazy story of a mom trying to marry her Nigerian friend for a green card.

Picture this: a mom who was almost scammed on WhatsApp ends up forming a pen-pal friendship with the scammer. But wait, it gets better – she starts sending him money for medical care and to support his family. And now, she’s planning to marry him so he can get a green card and support his family even more.

But fear not, dear players, because you have the power to stop this madness! Join our server and take on the role of the hero who will prevent this marriage fraud from happening. Will you report the mom to the authorities and save her from legal trouble? Or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

With twists and turns at every corner, this Minecraft server will keep you on the edge of your seat. So come on in and be a part of this outrageous story – because who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SugarFreeSMP – Sweet Changes Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the true chaos and hilarity of Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but sugar canes as weapons. That’s right, we’ve banned all other weapons and tools, so get ready to duke it out with nothing but your trusty sugar cane!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground sugar cane black market where players can buy and sell sugar canes for outrageous prices. Who knew that sugar could be so valuable in the world of Minecraft?

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Sugar King, a mysterious player who rules over the server with an iron (sugar) fist. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Sugar King in a duel will be granted access to the mythical Candy Kingdom, where rivers flow with chocolate milk and mountains are made of cotton candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the sweet madness of Minecraft SMP like never before!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of commitment, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of failure in relationships, fear of flying, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of success, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, irrational fears, phobias, unrealistic fear

Are you afraid of running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour! Join us and never worry about your diamond supply again.

Do you have a fear of boring builds? Well, on our server, we have a team of magical builders who will come to your rescue and turn your dirt hut into a majestic castle fit for a king (or queen)!

Are you terrified of getting lost in the vast world of Minecraft? Fear not, because on our server, we have a teleportation system that will whisk you away to any location with just a snap of your fingers (or a click of your mouse)!

So come join us on our server and leave all your unrealistic fears behind. We promise you’ll have a blast (mining) with us!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pastoral Drive Jams

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Yo, u ever wanna listen to some classical music while drivin thru a field of cows in Minecraft? well dis server got u covered, we got all da classical jams playin 24/7 while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers and zombie pigmen who love to jam out to Beethoven’s symphonies. Join us for a spooky good time and maybe even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon conducting the orchestra.

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate musical Minecraft adventure. Who needs Spotify when you can have a symphony of explosions and mob noises as your soundtrack? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5696
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Once Upon a Time on StorytimeSMP: Chapter 2, where vanilla isn’t just a flavour, but a lifestyle! 📜 #NoCurlyBrackets

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Storytime SMP Season 2 Overview

Server Focus	Role-playing and overarching storyline
Cross-play	Java and Bedrock support
Events	Weekly PVE events with special items and boss battles
World Generation	Altered with new structures, biomes, and worlds
Staff Support	Dedicated staff for each region to prevent cheating and griefing
Gameplay Experience	Vanilla feel with minimal interfering plugins
Main Storyline	Top-tier storytelling with events and promotional videos

FAQs

1. How can I join the Storytime SMP?

Simply visit the website and get redirected to the Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining!

2. What is the server focused on?

The server is mainly focused on role-playing and creating character lore, with an overarching storyline to keep players engaged.

3. Is cross-play supported on the server?

Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock cross-play, allowing players to play with their friends on different platforms.

4. What kind of events are hosted on the server?

Weekly PVE events are hosted for players to obtain special items and engage in boss battles, as well as explore the server’s storyline.

5. Are there any alterations to Minecraft’s default generation on the server?

Yes, the latest season of the Storytime SMP includes alterations to Minecraft’s default generation, such as new structures, biomes, and worlds.

6. How is player safety and fair play ensured on the server?

The server has dedicated staff for each region to prevent cheating, stealing, and griefing. The staff responds to reports promptly to maintain a safe and fair environment.

7. What is the gameplay experience like on the Storytime SMP?

The server aims to provide a vanilla feeling with minimal interfering plugins, allowing players to enjoy the game without constant disruptions.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

LaughCraft – Dokibird’s Server

#youtube, archives, bird, Blonde Thief, bounty hunter, Detective Pomu, Divegrass, Divegrass poll, Dokibird, Dokibirds, Dramafaggotry, Drift Away, Final Heist, Fly High, Heart of Gold, joy, Last Cup of Coffee, LaughCraft, Laughter, Selen Tatsuki, Server, Shop, Smart Goon, smug, twitch, twitter, VOD

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a blonde thief turned bounty hunter with a heart of gold? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the smug classic bird edition, where you can laugh, have fun, and maybe even steal some diamonds along the way.

But that’s not all! We’ve got exclusive content from Dokibird herself, including her YouTube channel where she showcases her epic heists, her Twitch channel where you can watch her in action live, and even her VOD channel for all the best moments.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got the Selen Tatsuki archives for all your memory needs, plus a Divegrass team page for some competitive fun. Don’t be a dumb goon and miss out on all the craziness that awaits you on our server. Join now and let the laughter and chaos begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Chad Minecraft SMP Legend

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Are you tired of being a chad and ready to embrace your inner dad bod? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for epic dad jokes, intense diaper changing challenges, and thrilling bedtime stories around the campfire. Who needs diamonds when you have dad jokes? So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation from chad to dad!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

GoneRogue Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of family drama and betrayal? Do you want to escape the clutches of siblings who sell your dream house without even giving you a chance to buy it back? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from greedy relatives!

Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and leave all the negativity behind. You can create your own world, just like you did with your mom in the dream house. No need to worry about cancer or will changes here, just pure, unadulterated fun!

So come join us and let go of all the past drama. Who needs siblings when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Plus, you can finally show off your building skills without anyone trying to take it away from you. Trust us, this server is the therapy you never knew you needed!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BlanketBucks GrannyCraft

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Are you tired of boring hospital blankets that make you feel like you’re wrapped in a cloud of sadness? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we provide the most luxurious virtual blankets that will make you feel like you’re snuggled up in a palace made of rainbows and sunshine!

Join our server and experience the magic of unicorns, butterflies, and flowers in a way you’ve never seen before. Our blankets are so cozy, they’ll make you forget all about your mom’s boring old hospital blankets. Plus, if you’re feeling generous, you can donate your virtual blankets to the little kids in the Minecraft hospital who are in need of some extra comfort.

And if your mom tries to stop you from enjoying our amazing blankets, just call up your grandma for some backup. She’ll swoop in like a superhero and make sure you get the blankets you deserve. So come join our Minecraft server and let the blanket madness begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

UnbelievableTales Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a server where the craziest things happen! We’ve had players ride pigs into battle, build entire cities out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to guard their base.

One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a group of evil chickens. They had to battle their way through an army of feathered foes to claim the loot, but it was totally worth it in the end.

Another player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake after a mishap with a magical mod. They had to fend off hungry mobs for days, but at least they never went hungry themselves!

So if you want to experience wild adventures, unexpected twists, and hilarious mishaps, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy stories you’ll have to tell?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

OverhypedCraft

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Sleeping! Who needs sleep when you can join our Minecraft server and build epic structures all night long? Say goodbye to boring dreams and hello to blocky adventures!

Our server is so awesome, even the creepers want to join in on the fun! They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves and are now the life of the party.

Join us and you might just stumble upon a secret underground village where the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world…or maybe just trying to grow some potatoes, who knows?

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you can ride around on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even discover a hidden realm where the cows have formed a rock band. It’s udderly amazing!

So why waste your time doing anything else when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyCriminalNetwork Minecraft Server

#covert operations, CounterTerrorism, CraftyCriminalNetwork, Criminals., drug dealers, Espionage, Europe, foreign relations, Government, intelligence, International, investigation, iran, Israelis, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nuclear program, political tensions, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism

come join our epic minecraft server where we have an international investigation going on! apparently Iran is using criminals and drug dealers in Europe to target Israelis and Jews, but don’t worry, we have a secret base in the game where we are fighting against them! join us and help save the world from these evil doers, plus we have unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in our crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	290239	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PutinCraft: Trump’s Advice

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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows. but, get this, our admin is, like, a secret agent who asked Putin for advice on how to run the server. yeah, you heard me right. Putin himself gave us tips on how to make this place even more lit. so, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, come join us and see what other insane shenanigans we got going on. trust me, you won’t regret it. #PutinApproved #UnicornsPoopingRainbows

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!