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Future President’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can say hello to your future president! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our president is actually a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. He may not have any political experience, but he sure knows how to build a mean roller coaster in Minecraft.

– We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Saturday night. The only way to get in is by doing the chicken dance for 5 minutes straight.

– Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, we trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Gouda, brie, blue cheese – you name it, we’ve got it.

– Every month, we host a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole week. Just watch out for the fire breath.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say hello to your future president – he may not be the most conventional leader, but he sure knows how to have a good time in Minecraft!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Love Letters Sent:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NoobiePro Minecraft SMP

Bilingual, communication skills, cross-cultural experiences, cultural adaptation, cultural identity, expat life, global citizenship, global nomad, growing up, identity formation, international upbringing, language acquisition, language barriers, language development, language learning, linguistic diversity, Minecraft, moving around, multicultural, native language, NoobiePro, smp, third culture kid

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where we don’t have a single true “native language” because we all moved around growing up! Join us for a linguistic rollercoaster ride as we try to communicate in a mishmash of languages and gibberish.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and won by doing the floss with all four legs.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Who needs a native language when you can communicate through interpretive dance and chicken clucks? Join us today and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BedrockBrosSleepover

apartment, awkward silence, Bed.., BedrockBrosSleepover, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Couch, crash pad, dealbreaker, Friend, Girlfriend, Hospitality, Party, party pooper, relationship, Respect, safe ride, sleepover, weekend plans, WIBTA

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a night out like no other! We promise you won’t have to sleep on the couch while your girlfriend and her friend take over your bed – unless, of course, you want to! Our server is all about crazy adventures and unexpected twists, just like this story. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Who needs a party pooper when you can have a party animal like us? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blocky Booty Quest

Adventure, blocky, BOOTY, Casual Sex, DATING, Destination, Exploration, hookup, Journey, long distance, Lust, lustful adventure, lustful desire, lustful destination, lustful exploration, lustful hookup, lustful travel, Quest, relationships, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual journey, travel

Are you tired of wandering the Minecraft world alone, looking for love in all the wrong places? Look no further, because on our server, love is just a few blocks away! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a pixelated paradise where romance blooms like never before.

Our server is home to the most eligible Minecraft bachelors and bachelorettes, all looking for that special someone to mine diamonds with. From cozy pixelated dinners to romantic sunset walks along the virtual beach, you’ll never be short on opportunities to find your Minecraft soulmate.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its wild parties, where players gather to dance the night away and let loose like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual love triangle or two – drama, drama, drama!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see just how far you’ll travel to get laid – in Minecraft, of course!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Farms Harvested:	927	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	New Chunks Explored:	971090

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

KimJongCraft: AI Land Jobs & Fake IDs

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Black Market, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breaches, digital nomads, Espionage, Fake, fake American IDs, fraud, HACKING, identity theft, IDs, internet security, IT, Jobs, KimJongCraft, Land, North Korea, North Koreans, online work, remote jobs, remote work, Technology

Yo, listen up fam! This server is lit AF, like North Koreans harnessing AI to fake American IDs kinda lit. We got all the crazy shizz you need to survive and thrive in this blocky world.

Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything goes. We got pigs flying, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

Our mods are like super smart AI robots who will help you build the most epic bases and protect you from any griefers trying to mess with your vibe.

So come on down and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. Don’t miss out, bro!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Half Info Confidence Craft

Assumptions, BIAS, cognitive dissonance, Confidence, confirmation bias, Craft, critical thinking, Decision making, full information, half the info, Human Behavior, Info, INFORMATION, Misinformation, Opinions, overconfidence, Psychology, research, SELF AWARENESS, Situation, study, Support

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SwipeSMP: Where the only thing sweeter than vanilla is getting whitelisted! Version 1.21

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Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type	Mostly-vanilla SMP
Version	1.21
Community Focus	Building, shops, and more

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by adding the owner on Discord and requesting an invite.

2. What is the server Discord link?

You can join the server Discord using the following link: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx

3. Is the server mostly vanilla or heavily modded?

The server is mostly vanilla with some SMP enhancements.

4. What kind of community activities are available on the server?

We have various community-focused activities such as group builds, shops, events, and more.

5. Are there any rules or guidelines for the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules and guidelines to ensure a positive and respectful community environment. These will be shared with you upon joining the server.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
New Chunks Explored:	418579	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Arcade, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile, Friends, hoyolab, hoyoverse, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, version 1.2, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC, Zone

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest update, “Tour de Inferno,” will take you on a wild ride through the depths of hell (don’t worry, it’s all virtual, no actual demons involved).

Join us for a face-to-face showdown in the Zenless Zone Zero, where only the bravest survive. Watch out for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz, our top agents who will stop at nothing to claim victory.

But that’s not all! Check out our newest trailer, teaser, and character demo videos for a sneak peek at the insane adventures waiting for you on our server. From bizarre brigades to double drops and daily check-ins, there’s never a dull moment here.

And don’t forget to redeem your in-game codes for exclusive rewards and power-ups. Trust us, you’ll need all the help you can get to survive the Overlord’s Feast and other upcoming events.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you in the world of Zenless!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ThisCouldBeMinecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with spicy drama, secret plans, and unexpected invites.

Imagine a world where players make deals right in front of you, where the more the merrier is always the motto. Want to join a three person thing? Why not make it four, or even five?

And don’t worry about equipment – you can rent everything you need, even if it gets a little messy. Just make sure to keep it all hush-hush, because this SMP is where the real fun happens. So come on, join us and see what outrageous adventures await in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

KidzCraftHideout

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Are your kids sneaking around, thinking they’re pulling a fast one on you? Well, join our Minecraft server and uncover all their secrets! We’ve got hidden cameras in every block, so you can spy on their every move and finally figure out what they’re up to. Plus, our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the confiscated candy and video games from naughty kids. Join now and become the ultimate spy parent!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Ores Mined:	7014	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be blowin’ up blocks like Hamas leader Sinwar blowin’ up buildings! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

Picture this: you spawn in and BAM! TNT everywhere! We ain’t playin’ around, we takin’ Minecraft to a whole new level! Ain’t no creepers scarin’ us, we scarin’ them with our epic explosions!

And get this, our PvP battles are off the chain! It’s like a war zone out there, with players droppin’ bombs left and right! You gotta have quick reflexes and mad skills to survive in this madness!

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s blow stuff up together! Who needs peace when you can have explosions, am I right? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one TNT block at a time!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

LebCraft: Gaza 2.0

Conflict, Destruction, Diplomacy, escalation, gaza, hezbollah, international relations, Israeli, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Peace efforts, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, threat, violence, Warning

join our epic minecraft server and avoid destruction like gaza! netanyahu himself has warned lebanon to join our server or face the consequences! build your own fortress to protect yourself from potential attacks and show off your building skills to the world. but beware, there may be secret tunnels and traps waiting for you! come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Laser Tree Canopy Fun

#sustainability, CANOPY, data analysis, ecological systems, environmental impact, Environmental Science, Fun, graph theory, green infrastructure, Infrastructure, laser, lasers scanning, Mapping, research, stormwater planning, study, Technology, Tree, tree canopies, urban development, urban forest, Urban planning, water management, water pathways

lol u ever wonder how water moves thru trees? well dis server got u covered fam. we use lasers n graph theory to map dat shiz out. join dis server if u wanna be a tree water expert. u can help plan urban forests n stormwater stuff. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da water tree secrets. shh, don’t tell anyone tho. join now for a wild ride thru da canopy waterways.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Yoga Class Minecraft Server

acceptance, body positivity, Class, Community, discrimination, Diversity, exclusion, hate, Inclusivity, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Physical fitness, pic related, self-care, Server, single males, social norms, Stereotypes, tall white chads, Unwelcome, Women, yoga, yoga class

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stretch your virtual muscles and find your inner peace? Look no further, because on our server, we have yoga classes led by none other than a blocky version of the famous yoga instructor, Bendy Wendy!

But beware, if you’re a single male who isn’t a tall white chad, you might feel unwelcome at first. The women in our virtual yoga classes might instantly hate you for your pixelated presence. But fear not, for as you perfect your downward dog and warrior poses, you’ll win over their hearts and become the ultimate yoga master of the server.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with relaxation, friendship, and maybe even a little virtual romance. Namaste, blocky warriors!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	994
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The Secret Block Society Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is filled with wacky challenges like finding the rarest diamond block hidden in a maze of llamas or racing against a herd of zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our community is known for hosting epic prank wars where players have turned entire villages into giant potato farms or replaced all the water with lava (oops!). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So come join us on Eva and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and endless fun! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs…they tend to get a little rowdy.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2