Griefer server!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Our armor is not just for show, though. Legend has it that wearing our enchanted armor will give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep to do your bidding. Need to build a castle in record time? Just call upon the sheep and watch them work their fluffy magic!
But wait, there’s more! Our armor is also rumored to grant you the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. Soaring through the skies, you’ll be able to see the world from a whole new perspective and rain down diamonds on unsuspecting players below.
So why settle for boring old armor when you can join our server and become a stylish, sheep-summoning, diamond-raining superhero? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 9390 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, even Tom Cotton himself tweeted about it! That’s right, our server is endorsed by a real-life politician who knows a thing or two about epic gaming.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your block too)!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 243 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us on our wacky Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure buried deep within our server. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this epic loot?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter and craziness begin. Remember, on our server, NOTHING MAKES ME HAPPY ANYMORE…except for playing Minecraft with us!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us if you want to explore a world where anything is possible, including getting your pussy clitty urethra fucked by mysterious creatures (don’t worry, they’re friendly). And hey, being trans is just an added bonus on our server – we welcome all genders and identities with open arms!
So come on over and join the fun – who knows what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 380 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Our server is a safe haven for those who have been unfairly judged by society, just like our friend Michael here. He may have made some questionable choices in the past, but on our server, he’s a valued member of our community.
So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the next legend of our server, just like Michael and his infamous knife-wielding escapades. Join now and let’s show the world that BIPOCs can thrive in any environment, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 291454 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 118 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of beautiful Minecraft babes appear out of nowhere. With our server, you’ll have the confidence to strike up a conversation and maybe even score a date to the virtual prom.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion #69, rumored to make anyone who drinks it irresistible to the opposite sex. So not only will you be a pro at PvP, but you’ll also be a pro at picking up players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft Casanova. Who needs real-life social skills when you have a diamond sword and a killer pickup line?
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 8399 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us on this wild adventure where you can pretend you’ve been transported to a native isekai world (because who needs boring old fantasy realms, amirite?). Explore lush landscapes, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even stumble upon a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for rare items.
But beware, this isekai world is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a powerful dragon roams the land, guarding a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. Will you be brave enough to face the dragon and claim the riches for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our isekai Minecraft server today and let the adventure begin! Just remember, this is a natіvе isekаi, not fantasy, and we’re not afraid to show it!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us for a wild ride through rich cultures and histories, where you can build your own Taj Mahal or explore the Great Wall of China. Who needs miHoYo when you can have epic adventures in our virtual world?
So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just be careful not to anger the ancient spirits lurking in the shadows… they’re not too fond of griefers!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Our server is so fun, even the IRS building couldn’t handle it and had to close unexpectedly! That’s right, we’re so wild that even the tax man couldn’t handle the excitement.
Join now for a tax-free zone where the only thing you’ll be paying is in diamonds and gold. Who needs taxes when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join today for a truly explosive experience!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 3531 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is so lively, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems and get lost in the virtual world of blocky fun.
And if you’re feeling down or contemplating the meaning of life, don’t worry – our server is the perfect distraction to keep those existential thoughts at bay. With so much chaos and laughter, you’ll be too busy having a blast to even think about offing yourself.
So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find a new purpose in life – like building the biggest, most ridiculous structure in Minecraft history!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8642 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and hilarious antics.
2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Only the bravest adventurers can find it and claim the treasures within.
3. Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by explosive sheep. It’s a battle royale like you’ve never seen before, with players frantically dodging sheep bombs while trying to knock each other into the fiery depths.
4. The Nether on our server is a wild and crazy place, filled with flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and lava waterfalls. It’s like a twisted carnival of chaos that will leave you laughing and screaming in equal measure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those mischievous llamas – they may look cute, but they’re always plotting something devious!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
