Griefer server!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3330 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Our server is a safe haven for those who have been unfairly judged by society, just like our friend Michael here. He may have made some questionable choices in the past, but on our server, he’s a valued member of our community.
So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the next legend of our server, just like Michael and his infamous knife-wielding escapades. Join now and let’s show the world that BIPOCs can thrive in any environment, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of beautiful Minecraft babes appear out of nowhere. With our server, you’ll have the confidence to strike up a conversation and maybe even score a date to the virtual prom.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion #69, rumored to make anyone who drinks it irresistible to the opposite sex. So not only will you be a pro at PvP, but you’ll also be a pro at picking up players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft Casanova. Who needs real-life social skills when you have a diamond sword and a killer pickup line?
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us on this wild adventure where you can pretend you’ve been transported to a native isekai world (because who needs boring old fantasy realms, amirite?). Explore lush landscapes, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even stumble upon a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for rare items.
But beware, this isekai world is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a powerful dragon roams the land, guarding a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. Will you be brave enough to face the dragon and claim the riches for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our isekai Minecraft server today and let the adventure begin! Just remember, this is a natіvе isekаi, not fantasy, and we’re not afraid to show it!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 25 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Potions Brewed: | 163 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us for a wild ride through rich cultures and histories, where you can build your own Taj Mahal or explore the Great Wall of China. Who needs miHoYo when you can have epic adventures in our virtual world?
So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just be careful not to anger the ancient spirits lurking in the shadows… they’re not too fond of griefers!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4976 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Our server is so fun, even the IRS building couldn’t handle it and had to close unexpectedly! That’s right, we’re so wild that even the tax man couldn’t handle the excitement.
Join now for a tax-free zone where the only thing you’ll be paying is in diamonds and gold. Who needs taxes when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join today for a truly explosive experience!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is so lively, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems and get lost in the virtual world of blocky fun.
And if you’re feeling down or contemplating the meaning of life, don’t worry – our server is the perfect distraction to keep those existential thoughts at bay. With so much chaos and laughter, you’ll be too busy having a blast to even think about offing yourself.
So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find a new purpose in life – like building the biggest, most ridiculous structure in Minecraft history!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and hilarious antics.
2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Only the bravest adventurers can find it and claim the treasures within.
3. Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by explosive sheep. It’s a battle royale like you’ve never seen before, with players frantically dodging sheep bombs while trying to knock each other into the fiery depths.
4. The Nether on our server is a wild and crazy place, filled with flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and lava waterfalls. It’s like a twisted carnival of chaos that will leave you laughing and screaming in equal measure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those mischievous llamas – they may look cute, but they’re always plotting something devious!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 94 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 2471 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Why join, you ask? Because we have a secret level where you can battle giant paper monsters and rescue Princess Peach from the clutches of evil origami! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special power-up that turns you into a sticker and lets you stick to walls like Spider-Man!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of Nintendo’s biggest flops in a way you’ve never seen before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Forget about traditionalism or feminism, on our server, it’s all about women living lives of luxury while men do all the hard work. We’ve got third world boys mining away to create makeup products for our female players to use – talk about dedication! And don’t even get us started on the atrocities committed against men for not meeting hyper-narrow standards of masculinity. It’s a wild ride, folks.
So if you’re ready to join a server where the patriarchy is turned on its head and women reign supreme, come on down and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just find yourself living a life of luxury while the men do all the heavy lifting. See you in the game!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted Bacon Forest where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
