Griefer server!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us for a chance to battle zombie chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. And don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of ninja moderators who will ban them faster than you can say “creeper, oh man.”
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around). See you there, if you dare!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
And let’s address the elephant in the room – yes, we have had a few school shootings on our server. But that just adds to the excitement! You never know when you might have to defend your pixelated castle from a rogue player with a diamond sword.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a unique and crazy community of players? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for those players with multiple personalities – they can be a real wildcard.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 20 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is run by a team of highly trained octopus chefs who cook up the most delicious virtual meals for all players. You can even participate in the Tako Gacha Banner events where you can win exclusive in-game prizes!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!
So what are you waiting for? Install the game, hop on our server, and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1625 | Buildings Constructed: | 45 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to blow up your builds because they know you’re protected by a higher power. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re walking through the valley of friendship, not the valley of the shadow of death.
So come on, join us and let us comfort you with our amazing gameplay, crazy events, and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs evil when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome?
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 159 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so out of this world that it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. We’ve got procedurally generated areas of operations, top-down twin-stick shooter gameplay, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in a blocky universe.
Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs regular Minecraft when you can be a Helldiver fighting for Super Earth’s most elite fighting force? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for an adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 103 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, the possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that can one-shot any enemy in its path.
So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our server and have all the power at your fingertips. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 128 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7817 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 4914 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us for a wild ride through dungeons filled with treasure, danger, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. And don’t worry, we promise our server is 100% Shitsuno filth-free!
So why wait? Come join us and experience the thrill of Dragon’s Dogma meets Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover the lost treasure of the legendary derp dragon!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Ever wanted to see a llama leading a group of creepers in a dance-off? Or witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of zombies? Our server is full of wacky adventures and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its holder unlimited power and the ability to turn enemies into friendly sheep. Will you be the one to claim this coveted treasure?
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few existential crises along the way. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Ores Mined: | 7716 | Potions Brewed: | 109 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 | Enchantments Applied: | 52 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 179 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Ever wonder how Donald Trump bankrupted his casinos? Well, on our server, you can reenact the whole thing! Build your own casino, make questionable financial decisions, and leave your virtual contractors unpaid – just like the real deal!
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ruin virtual investors, start outrageous rumors, and maybe even build a wall around your virtual property (just for fun, of course).
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next virtual billionaire – or bankrupt, but hey, it’s all in good fun!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 46 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
