Griefer server!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
But that’s not all! We have the latest patches straight from Elden Ring, because who needs regular Minecraft updates when you can have patches from a completely different game? And our main information document is so top secret, it’s stored in a pasta file. That’s right, a pasta file. You won’t find that level of security anywhere else.
And if you’re looking to plan your character, we have character planners that are so advanced, they’ll plan your character’s entire life for them. Plus, our interactive map will lead you to treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Just make sure you remember the group password, or you might end up in the wrong dimension.
Join us now and experience the chaos and hilarity of our Minecraft server. Previous grace? More like previous craziness! See you in the game, if you dare.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 30 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a rainbow forest while battling evil wizards? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our players have reported experiencing emotions they never knew existed, like the overwhelming joy of finding a diamond or the heart-pounding fear of encountering a creeper.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help guide you on your journey to greatness. Some say they’ve seen mysterious messages written in the sky, directing them to hidden treasures and secret dungeons.
So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us on our server and let your imagination run wild! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can witness firsthand the struggles of trying to impress your Asian girlfriend with your mediocre building skills and subpar survival instincts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some new cooking recipes along the way as you attempt to win her heart through the power of virtual diamonds and redstone contraptions.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where love knows no boundaries, and where the only thing more unpredictable than a creeper explosion is the unpredictability of interracial relationships. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least it’s never boring!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us and experience the best RTS game ever created, where you can strategize and conquer like never before. Our MMORPG is the gold standard, where you can embark on epic quests and forge alliances with players from around the world.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve also created the ARPG genre, where you can immerse yourself in thrilling adventures and epic battles. And don’t forget about our heroes scooter genre, where you can ride into battle in style.
Every game on our server is polished to perfection, unlike those “polished” nintentoys. So why settle for anything less? Join us and see why we’re the most influential game company in the world – there’s nothing close to what we have to offer!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Our server is so powerful that even Aristotle himself would be jealous. He literally tutored Alexander the Great, and just look at how legendary he became! Critics may say our server is full of baseless claims and non-falsifiable moral truths, but we say it’s the key to unlocking your full potential.
Join us and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom. Conquer lands, build epic structures, and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Who needs a self-help book when you have our server to guide you to greatness? Join now and become the next Alexander the Great!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 9795 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 53 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 57 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of toilet paper. Yes, you heard that right, TOILET PAPER! And instead of mining for diamonds, they were mining for…well, you can probably guess.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and a disco ball made of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted diamond swords.
So what are you waiting for? Join Mucho Texto Communal Commode Edition today for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our wacky world!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6314 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notchicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic battle between a group of pandas and a squad of llamas. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 239 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join now for a chance to ride on flying pigs, mine diamonds with a banana, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. But be warned, Heroname It is always lurking around the corner, ready to challenge you to a dance-off or a watermelon eating contest.
So why join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a world where the hero is the villain and the pigs can fly? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8846 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us and befriend other losers who browse 4chan, as we all come together to build and create in this virtual world. Who needs a degree when you have such impressive genetics, right? Plus, you’ll have the chance to be “mogged” by our server leader, who attributes all his success to his appearance and perception.
So come on in and ask him anything – just be prepared for some outrageous stories and a whole lot of laughs along the way!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 127 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us for epic battles where you can choose to fight alongside the Koreasisters or the Japanchads. Will you help the Koreasisters build a K-pop themed castle? Or will you join the Japanchads in creating a sushi restaurant empire? The choice is yours!
But beware, the Koreasisters and Japanchads won’t go down without a fight. Rumor has it they have secret powers that can turn the tide of battle in an instant. Will you be able to outsmart them and claim victory for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Koreasisters or Japanchads.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Feeling brave? Take a trip to Toyama Keiichiro’s Slitterhead world, where you’ll encounter the most terrifying creatures you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Suda51’s mysterious game teased in 2023 at Hotel Barcelona.
But wait, there’s more! Yoko Taro is set to announce a mind-blowing new game in 2024, and Kojima Hideo is working on Death Stranding 2 in the virtual world of ODPhysint. Urobuchi Gen invites you to the Rusty Rabbit server, where the plot twists will leave you questioning everything.
Ryukishi07’s Silent Hill FCiconia When They Cry PHASE 2 server is a must-visit for horror fans, while Ueda Fumito’s Epic Games creation will transport you to a world of wonder. And who could forget Hashino Katsura’s Metaphor: ReFantazio, a game that will challenge your perception of reality.
Join us for the ultimate gaming experience, where George Kamitani’s long-awaited project is finally coming to life. Uchikoshi Kotaro’s Limit x Despair server will test your limits, while Nagoshi Toshihiro’s new game will keep you on the edge of your seat.
And if you’re a fan of Steins;???, Shikura Chiyomaru’s server is the place to be for all things mysterious and mind-bending. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server ever created and let the adventure begin!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant underground disco filled with dancing creepers and party-loving skeletons. Who wouldn’t want to join a server that literally rocks the underground scene?
So come on down and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, our Polish players are experts at building intricate and beautiful structures that will leave you in awe. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is populated by a tribe of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Just ask a unicorn! – The land is filled with hidden treasure chests that contain rare items like enchanted armor, golden apples, and even a talking parrot named Steve who gives out helpful tips. – Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding on flying pigs armed with laser cannons. It’s a sight to behold! – The server owner is a wizard who can turn any block into a delicious cake with a flick of his wand. Who needs diamonds when you have cake? – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the Ender Dragon. It’s lit!
So what are you waiting for? Join Hard Dick ChudHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH DO INDIANS REAAAALLY????????????????? and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Magic Items Found: | 1139 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
