ResortRuckus Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a luxury resort for your virtual adventures!

Join us and witness the most insane and hilarious things you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From villagers throwing wild pool parties to creepers trying to learn how to salsa dance, our server is a non-stop party that you won’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground spa where the Ender Dragon goes to relax after a long day of terrorizing players. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest and most fucked-up things you’ll ever see in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Void Armor Forged:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Blocky Babes: The Adventures of a Femcel

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Are you tired of being a femcel in real life? Well, fear not because on this server, you will be the most sought-after player in all of Minecraft!

Join us and experience the GLORY of being a femcel turned Minecraft queen! Build your own castle, rule over your subjects (aka other players), and watch as everyone bows down to your greatness.

But that’s not all! On this server, you will find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a pet dragon that will obey your every command. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a UNICORN stable where you can ride off into the sunset in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and live the FABULOUS life of a femcel in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky McBlockFace: HOLY SHIT Edition

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined THE SERVER and discovered a secret hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a unicorn stable where they could ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle.

But wait, there’s more! The player also found a secret portal that led them to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It was a party like no other!

So, if you want to experience adventure, magic, and mayhem like never before, then join THE SERVER today! Who knows what crazy surprises await you?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Buildings Constructed:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

OrgasmCraft: Where Fapping Audio Reigns Supreme!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is that you must fap before you join! That’s right, we want you to get in the right mindset before embarking on your Minecraft adventures. And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not record your fapping session and share it on vocaroo for all to hear? It’s a true test of courage and dedication to the craft of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with INSANE challenges and quests that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From building a giant statue of a chicken to battling a horde of zombie villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to fap first!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Animals Bred:	23	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ComfyCraft: Where You Can Be Based in Your Country

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Are you tired of being based and comfy in your boring country?

Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure like no other. We have unicorns roaming the lands, dragons guarding treasure, and even a secret disco party hidden deep underground.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing creepers who will bust a move with you as you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive enchanted taco stand where all your hunger needs will be satisfied.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like never before. Who needs a boring country when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VTubeCraft – Where VTubers Rule the World!

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Welcome to a Minecraft server like no other! What if I told you that your general was not just a general, but a whole nation devoted to your oshi and their will? Join us as the fanbases and generals of /vt/ are reimagined as rival nations fighting bitter battles or beginning wholesome friendships for the glory of their oshis. And guess what? This version comes with a special monster hunting edition! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! Previously, we had some epic battles and heartwarming friendships formed. Check out the interactive map to see where all the action took place. And for all you newbies out there, don’t worry! We have an introductory document just for you to get started on this wild adventure.

And if you think that’s all we have to offer, think again! We have an archive full of VITI goodness for you to explore, as well as a biome map to help you navigate this crazy world. Plus, we have other projects in the works that will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and make sure to NOT DIE, put more nations in, and develop existing ones to make this server even more epic!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	New Chunks Explored:	263890
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Combat Crew

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only updates you’ll have to worry about are the ones that make the game even more INSANE! Say goodbye to constantly changing strategies and combos, because on our server, we keep it OLD SCHOOL!

Join us and experience the thrill of building and surviving without the stress of constant updates ruining your groove. Our server is perfect for adults with jobs and responsibilities who just want to kick back, relax, and play some good ol’ Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s build some EPIC creations together! Who needs constant updates when you can have a stable, RELIABLE Minecraft experience like never before?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Farms Harvested:	722	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PsychoCraft: Where Even Psychiatrists Can’t Figure Out the Creepers

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Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where we let psychiatrists run wild and lock up players without any reason! Why join, you ask? Well, imagine being thrown into a virtual psych ward without warning, forced to mine for your sanity while dodging creepers and zombie therapists. It’s a wild ride that will have you questioning your own sanity in no time!

Who needs due process when you can have madness and chaos at every turn? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ShineCraft: Where Mr. Tfw Shines Brightly

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the cruel reality of shining Mr. Goldstein’s yacht for hours on end! On our server, you can build your own yacht and sail away into the sunset without worrying about retirement plans!

Join us for epic battles with zombie pirate crews and mermaid ninjas who will stop at nothing to steal your treasure! Don’t worry, our unicorn guards will protect you with their magical rainbow powers!

Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of cotton candy and diamond-studded caves where you can mine to your heart’s content! Who needs Mr. Goldstein’s yacht when you have all this?

So come on, join our server and leave behind the mundane world of yacht shining for a world of adventure and laughter! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary golden llama of eternal happiness hidden somewhere in our world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

OreimoCraft: More Fun than NGE!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we have cleverly and deftly delivered more nuanced and subtle psychological themes than any psychological thriller could ever dream of presenting to their audiences. Join us for a wild ride of manipulation, sexual degeneration, taboo fetishization, and vicarious channeling of the object of your desire. It’s all there, just waiting for you to explore and experience.

Our server is so successful because it’s filled with players like Kirino, who is so messed up in the head that she becomes the ideal “I can fix her” target for lonely players who think they know better. Are you ready to dive into a world where anything is possible and where even the most twisted minds can find a home?

Join us now and become part of a community that will challenge your beliefs and push you to your limits. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for your cousin along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ores Mined:	1276	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyCats: The Only Thing Missing is Creeper Hugs

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Are you tired of spending your days mining for diamonds alone in Minecraft, wishing you had a companion to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your lonely player problems!

Join Our Awesome Minecraft Server and say goodbye to boring solo adventures. Here, you’ll find a community of players who are just as obsessed with building epic structures and slaying creepers as you are.

But wait, there’s more! On Our Awesome Minecraft Server, we offer exclusive perks like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even a secret portal to a land filled with dancing llamas.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be missing out on is the chance to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4785	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyCaucasus: Where Azerbaijanis and Minecrafters Unite!

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Join our Minecraft server if you’re a fan of Azerbaijan! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, if you build a house shaped like a teapot, a magical genie will appear and grant you three wishes! And not just any wishes, but wishes that involve unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds. Plus, our server is home to the rarest pixelated flamingos that drop enchanted feathers when you defeat them. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wonders of Azerbaijan in Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Enchantments Applied:	232	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crafty Kobo’s LOLz Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure with Kobo Kanaeru, the local slutty bratty little Rain Shaman? Join us and let Kobo be your sun to shine your day, ehe~ ;D

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find karaoke nights like you’ve never seen before. Sing your heart out with Kobo and the gang as you belt out your favorite tunes in the virtual world.

And don’t forget about our original songs and covers that will have you dancing in your seat. Kobo Kanaeru is not just a Minecraft server, it’s a whole experience that you won’t want to miss.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the Kobokerz fan club. Who knows, you might even become a meme with our legendary Kobobrok moments. Trust us, this server is like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4224
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Pixelated Quests: The Minecraft JRPG Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Look no further, because our server is like stepping into a jrpg world! Imagine fighting off creeper dragons and skeleton knights while completing quests for quirky NPCs like a talking cow who gives you magical cheese for rewards.

Join our server and experience epic battles against bosses like the dreaded Ender Dragon, who is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for a friend. And don’t forget about our custom enchants like the “Dabbing Diamond Sword” that makes your enemies cringe in defeat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a humorous adventure that will have you laughing and facepalming at the same time. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Farms Harvested:	212	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

404 House Not Found

14k first year, 1750/month, 1k for municipal utilities, 2 car garage, 2000 square foot, 20k, 3.5% increase, 32k a year, 3k equity, 3k saved, 400K, 41k total, 4k for maintenance, 4k opportunity cost, back yard, buy a house, deduct 28k, equity building, financial investment, homeownership, House, pay 2.7k a month, Profitable, real estate, rentoids

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can buy a house for 400k in game currency! But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to pay 2.7k a month or 32k a year to keep your virtual dream home. Don’t forget about the 4k for maintenance and 1k for municipal utilities to keep your blocky abode in tip-top shape.

But here’s the kicker – you’ll have the opportunity cost of 4k and every year it goes up by 3.5%! Sounds like a steal, right? And let’s not forget about the additional 3k of equity you’ll accrue the first year. Who knew Minecraft real estate was so lucrative?

So why settle for a measly apartment when you can have a 2000 square foot house with a 2 car garage and a backyard for only 1750 a month? Join our server now and start building your virtual empire – because who needs real life when you have Minecraft riches waiting for you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4980	Animals Bred:	85
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and sheer madness!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted loot and guarded by a dragon! But fear not, for our player defeated the dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Builder’s Guild, where players can showcase their building skills and compete in building challenges to win epic prizes like a unicorn mount or a rainbow sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! And remember, on this server, anything is possible!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2509
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Star Shards Collected:	93

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!