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Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Animals Bred: 26
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Zombie Dances: 7
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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