so, like, u know how 1 in 20 australian women could have had some weird stuff happen with their baby-making parts cuz of their partner? well, on our minecraft server, we promise NONE of that will happen! cuz, like, our server is a safe space for all players, no matter what kind of crazy stuff they’ve been through. join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and making new friends! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and llamas. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s build a world where everyone can be happy and free from reproductive coercion!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 7465 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY