if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.

one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.

so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Potions Brewed: 130
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Gods Slained: 1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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