if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.

one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.

so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Battle Standards Raised: 7
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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