if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.

one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.

so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Potions Brewed: 42
Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 12
Void Armor Forged: 12 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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