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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Kids and Fat Horse Dicks Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further! We have a strict “no chill” policy, where we encourage players to go all out in their shenanigans.

Join us if you want to build giant statues of bacon, ride pigs into battle, and create elaborate traps for unsuspecting players. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and master trolls, so get ready for some epic laughs.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a tradition of hosting weekly “firewall brownskins and throw jews in fire” events? It’s like a crazy game of hot potato, but with a twist! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a blast in a Minecraft world like no other, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep your sense of humor handy. See you in the game!

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures, where the game design is so good, it’s practically divine! Our server is like no other, with crazy events and challenges that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie pigs riding on top of flying llamas. It was a sight to behold, and they knew they had found their new home in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a talking cow who gives out the best loot in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a chicken suit, you’ll unlock the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wonderful journey through the world of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you on the other side, adventurer!

Fem Turds, Not Her Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone looks the same? Join our server and stand out from the femturds! We have a secret potion that will transform you into a majestic unicorn with rainbow powers. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come join us and unleash your inner unicorn warrior!

”> Be Me Minecraft Server”

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> Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the woes of real life like this poor balding guy!

> Our server is so magical that it can reverse hair loss and give you luscious locks of hair in-game!

> Take on the role of a powerful wizard who can cast spells to make your enemies’ hair fall out while yours grows thicker and fuller!

> And don’t worry about any weird side effects like growing cup tits and lactating, because on our server, anything is possible!

> Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing that it can even reverse the effects of the COVID vaccine! Say goodbye to any worries about side effects and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

> So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to your balding woes in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Blacked General Minecraft SMP – #3348

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where cute hebes and huge black dicks roam free! Trust us, you’ve never seen a more beautiful sight in all of Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. From battling dragons with nothing but a carrot to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for some AI assistance, we’ve got you covered with NovelAI V.3. Just $25 a month for unlimited gens – because who needs diamonds when you have unlimited creativity at your fingertips?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a hebe and black dick parade – and trust us, it’s a sight you’ll never forget.

Survival on YouTube server Minecraft

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The owner of the “Survival on YouTube” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

SurvivalYoutuberXra2.aternos.me

Cool Songs Thread Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Don’t believe us? Just check out the link above for proof that our server is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

The Rock’s Minecraft SMP Gang

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Join our Minecraft SMP where you must choose to align yourself with The Rock or face the consequences of being against The Rock. Will you be a jabroni or will you rise to the challenge and show your true strength? The choice is yours, but beware, The Rock always knows his role and will lay the smackdown on anyone who dares to defy him. So, are you ready to enter the ring and show The Rock what you’re made of? If you smell what The Rock is cooking, then come join us and let the chaos begin!

”>I Can’t President Minecraft Server”

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Are you tired of being a regular player on boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the President of your own virtual country! That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, now you can make important decisions like what color to paint the White House in your Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures as you compete for the title of Llama Champion.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Don’t worry, he’s harmless… most of the time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

Ladbrokes Players Minecraft SMP Championship Finals Day 3

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like the Ladbrokes Players Championship Finals meets Butlin’s Minehead resort, but with a twist – instead of darts, we’re throwing pickaxes at creepers!

Join us for the quarter-finals where players like Mike De Decker and Luke Littler battle it out in epic best of 19 legs matches. Watch as Scott Williams takes on Ross Smith in a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your block!

But wait, there’s more! The evening session features the PDC Winmau World Youth Championship final, where Dutch duo Gian van Veen and Jurjen van der Velde go head-to-head for the ultimate title. Who will emerge victorious in this intense battle of youth and skill?

Tune in to our coverage starting at 12:45pm GMT on ITV4, and don’t miss the evening session at 7:00pm for the semi-finals and final showdown. It’s going to be a block-busting event you won’t want to miss!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you watch Luke Humphries take on Ryan Joyce in a battle to the death, all while building your own epic creations and surviving in a world filled with monsters and mayhem? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of chaparral yuccas decided to start their own Minecraft server. These spiky plants were tired of being overlooked in the desert, so they created a virtual world where they could thrive and show off their true potential.

Now, you might be thinking, “But I’m not a chaparral yucca, why would I want to join this server?” Well, let me tell you, these yuccas are the coolest, most welcoming group of plants you’ll ever meet. They’ll teach you how to build the most epic cactus houses, mine for diamonds with their sharp spines, and even ride on the backs of desert tortoises for epic adventures.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the chaparral yuccas rule and the fun never ends! Who knew plants could be so entertaining?

RED IS SUS Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where everything is red because we accidentally spilled a giant barrel of red dye all over the server and now everything is stained crimson! Join us for a wild adventure as we try to clean up the mess while dodging angry mobs who think we’re part of a new cult worshiping the color red.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a chicken. Will you be the one to uncover this mythical prize or will you fall victim to the traps set by the mischievous server admins?

So come join us on our red-stained, llama-infested, treasure-filled Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to watch your back and keep an eye out for any suspiciously red llamas…

Gura’s Hololive Baseball Cup Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and giant rainbow unicorns roaming the land. Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the latest hits!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves and battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine busting a move on the dance floor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: Early 2000’s Comedy Movie Buff

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a grandma on speed trying to out-rap Eminem! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers breakdance before exploding. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and wondering what the heck is going on next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary, from llama races to chicken jousting tournaments. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best thriller dance moves.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of grandma rapping faster than Eminem while riding a dog through a rainbow-filled wonderland? Don’t miss out on the madness – come join us today!

New Engine Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a brand new engine that will blow your mind! This engine is powered by unicorn farts and rainbow sparkles, making your gameplay experience truly magical.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant anyone who finds it unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon. But beware, the potato is guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster? Strap in and hold on tight as you zoom through loops, twists, and turns while dodging flying creepers and dodging fireballs from the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before with our new engine that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	7273	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	205
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Farms Harvested:	451	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Animals Bred:	179	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7422
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Crops Grown:	9214

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	360	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	941343
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Zombie Dances:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Towns Built:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	43	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Farms Harvested:	246	Enchantments Applied:	191

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	554	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Emeralds Found:	2277	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8