RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CalorieCraft: GF Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you lose weight? Look no further! Join our server and we guarantee you’ll shed those pounds in no time! Our virtual world is filled with healthy food options like avocado toast and salads from Chick-fil-A. But be careful, one wrong move and you might end up gaining a few extra virtual pounds!

We even have a special feature where your in-game character will gain weight if you eat too much virtual food. It’s like a weight loss challenge, but in Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to stay fit in our pixelated paradise. Just remember, no fry rewards for salads allowed!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4399
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

InvisiCraft: What’d You Do?

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Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be invisible for a day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can experience just that! Join us and become a master of stealth and mischief as you sneak up on your friends and pull hilarious pranks without them ever knowing it was you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking animals who hold epic dance parties every night. Imagine grooving to the beat with a group of party-loving pigs and funky chickens – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft land?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2249
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CretanCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, picture this: a minecraft server where you can be a migrant from North Africa trying to reach the Greek island of Crete! like, you gotta build a boat and navigate through crazy storms and sea monsters to make it to safety! but watch out for the evil mermaids trying to lure you underwater!

once you reach Crete, you can join a faction and fight for control of the island! build epic castles and defend them from rival factions with crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers!

but that’s not all, there’s also a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps! can you navigate through the maze and claim the ultimate prize?

join our server now for the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience ever! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go on this wild adventure together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9540
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

VillaPutinGoneUkrainFUN

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come join our minecraft server where we demolish villas like putin’s for fun because we’re scared of ukrainian attacks! we have crazy pvp battles and build battles where the winner gets to launch a missile at their opponent’s base! join now for the chance to ride a flying pig into battle and unleash chaos on the server! who needs putin’s villa when you can have a minecraft kingdom of your own?!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6574	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BlockyLife Rises Slowly

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Lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can live foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

we got potions that make u invincible and u can fly like a majestic unicorn across the skies

we got secret dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants

u can build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss

join now before ur life expectancy falls like a clumsy noob in lava, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

OnlyYou server SURVIVAL AT MAXIMUM SPEED Minecraft server

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Survival at maximum speed without private, without donation, only the strongest win, does the server have everything for a comfortable game?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Trust Me, You’ll Have a Semi-Vanilla Blast on Enival Java Community Server

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No teleportation mods to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join Enival?	To join Enival, you need to apply in Discord. Visit the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.
Is Enival a vanilla server?	Enival is a semi-vanilla server with some quality of life mods for a better gameplay experience.
Can I use teleportation commands?	No, Enival does not allow teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.
How can I communicate with other players?	Enival has proximity chat enabled, which allows players to communicate through voice chat.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Join our server and live life on the edge! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon! Plus, we’ve got a mystery image that’s so scandalous, it’s breaking Twitch’s TOS! Can you guess which one it is? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Spears Created:	24

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Potions Brewed:	95	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ParentalRoastCraft

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Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Towns Built:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

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Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Void Gems Collected:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7