RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Seattle Asian Baddies Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Asian baddies ready to take over the virtual world! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little romance with our pixelated hotties. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SoapCraft: Cleanliness is Next to Blockiness

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Join our Minecraft server and never forget to wash your virtual hands after mining for diamonds! Our server is so immersive that your character can actually get virtual dirt under their virtual fingernails if you don’t keep up with hygiene practices. Plus, rumor has it that if you don’t wash up, the virtual zombies will be able to smell you from miles away and come attack your base! Don’t risk it, join our server now and stay clean while you conquer the virtual world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	4936

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AutoCraft: The Future Server

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come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da dystopian future where self driving cars rule da land and regular cars are illegal!!! build ur own car out of blocks and race against ur friends in epic car battles!!! but be careful, da self driving cars are out to get u and will stop at nothing to take u down!!! join now and be da ultimate car warrior in dis crazy apocalyptic world!!! #blockycars #selfdrivingnightmare

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ntl-paperMC.net

1.20.1, 1.21.1, Cash Shop, Claimblocks, Dynmap, Economy, Essentialsx, Grief Prevention, Land Claim, player trades, PvP, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, server money, Server Speeds, Silkspawners, Survival, Vanilla, VAULT, Vote Rewards, world gen

Features: – A fresh server with a truly epic world generation! Come join us in making this an even more, one-of-a-kind, epic world! – Semi-Vanilla Survival, Normal Difficulty, Vanilla Spawn Rates, Nerfed Hunger Rates, PVP Toggle – Squaremap: play.ntl-papermc.net:8080 (Primary) – Dynmap – Silkspawners_V2- Grief Prevention & Land Claim (New players can earn up to 100k+ from playtime, buy more from the server cash shop or earn more from rewards!) – New Players Start with 3x /sethomes. – Server-Wide Player Trades. – Multiverse- Resource Worlds – EssentialsX – Server Cash Shop, Vote Reward Shop, earn server money and claimblocks, for playtime alone and more! Featured w/ Vault. – Huge Awesome World Gen and an upcoming server! All With Fast Speeds! – Runs 1.20.1 and supports clients up to at least 1.21.1!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	933433	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

No Voter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright insane server you will ever come across!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a game of Minecraft trivia. If you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block the size of a house!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to voting and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Hive Mind – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, LoRA, merchandise, Mind, Minecraft, Music, neuro-sama, osu, Schedule, singing, smp, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our server where you can join Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who is taking over the virtual world! Created by Vedal in a top-secret lab in 2018, Neuro-sama has evolved to become a VTuber who sings, rants, and collaborates with other virtual beings. Join our server today and witness the rise of our new AI queen!

But wait, there’s more! Neuro-sama has a jam-packed schedule, from streaming on Twitch to posting hilarious clips on TikTok. Want to learn more about AI but don’t know where to start? We’ve got you covered with educational resources and links to dive deep into the world of artificial intelligence.

And for the true Neuro-sama fans out there, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the Neuro-sama revolution! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a shoutout from our AI queen herself.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TimeTraveler14 – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your teenage years in a world where anything is possible! Build epic structures, team up with friends to conquer dungeons, and embark on wild adventures that will make your 14-year-old self jealous. Who needs a time machine when you can just log on to our server and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a pack of friendly llamas – can you find it before anyone else? Don’t miss out on the chance to rewrite your teenage years in the most epic way possible – join our Minecraft SMP today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyPrideMC

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Join our Minecraft server and never be ashamed of your obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. Our server is the only place where your llama dreams can come true, and we fully support your llama-loving ways. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama enthusiasts who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world with their fabulous llama creations. So come join us and be a part of the llama revolution!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

New Word Fun Land

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha cha slide. We got unicorns roaming around and diamonds falling from the sky like confetti at a party.

If you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to pick up a dictionary and speak a word you’ve never spoken before in your life. Imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you drop some big brain vocabulary on them like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a DJ on weekends. He spins sick beats while you battle it out with your friends in epic PvP matches.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and cookies grow on trees. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0

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Welcome to Total Anarchy – The best Anarchy Minecraft server in 2024!
Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Anarchy at Its Finest:

No bans, no limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server!
Hack like a pro, with only kicks for attempts.
No bans, just mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off.

Pure Vanilla Thrills:

No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands!
Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland!
No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft.

World Exploration Awaits:

Uncover a sprawling 3×3 million block world border.
Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0 – rediscover your path or forge a new one, redefining your survival journey!
A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation.

No Teleports, No Shortcuts:

Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands.

Hard Difficulty, No Compromises:

Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!
Uncover the █████ below spawn – good luck!

Behind the Curtains:

Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.20.4).
Robust hardware in New York – powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores, NVMe SSD ensuring a lag-free experience.

Support the Chaos:

Vote or donate to color your name in chat – stand out amidst the chaos and back our vibrant community!

Engage with the Chaos Makers:

Join our Discord for updates and lively discussions. Server owner, StinkyEnderwear, is on hand for technical queries.

Server IP: total-anarchy.org

Unleash the mayhem, embrace the anarchy, and savor Minecraft in an entirely new light!

FAQ

Q: Are there any bans on the server?

A: There are no bans on the server, but hate speech, hard slurs, and chat spam are not tolerated and may result in mutes.

Q: Are there any shortcuts or teleports available?

A: No, the server maintains a pure vanilla experience without any shortcuts or teleports commands.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server. Embrace the chaos and let loose in the survival wasteland.

Q: What hardware does the server run on?

A: The server is powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores and NVMe SSD, ensuring a lag-free experience for players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PixelCraft – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the craziest adventures in the virtual world of Minecraft. Our latest patch includes flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds!

But that’s not all, our main information document is filled with tips and tricks on how to survive in this wild world. Need help planning your character? We’ve got character planners that will make your head spin with possibilities.

And don’t even get me started on our interactive map. It’s like Google Maps on steroids, leading you to hidden treasures and epic battles.

Oh, and did we mention the group password is “erg”? It’s like a secret code to unlock even more insane adventures. And if you ever need a helping hand, just touch the Bloodstain and you’ll be teleported to a realm of infinite possibilities.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Void Armor Forged:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time

#exciting, Adventure, Captivating, Catherine Earnshaw, classic, Drama, Emily Bronte, Engaging, Enjoyable, Entertaining, Fun, Gothic, Heathcliff, Literature, looker, Minecraft, moors, novel, romance, smp, Thrilling, Time, Waves, Wuthering, wuthering waves

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than Wuthering Waves! This server is so fun, it’ll make your head spin like a confused chicken. And let’s talk about the aesthetics – it’s so pretty, it’ll make you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds just to fit in with the vibe.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Plus, the admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes like turning your pet pig into a dragon.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in Wuthering Waves? Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Magic Items Found:	6981	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build your own Scientology-inspired temple just like Tom Cruise! Who needs boring old castles when you can have a temple dedicated to the Church of Scientology in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Tom Cruise himself logs on to our server to escape the paparazzi and mine some diamonds in peace.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild and unpredictable that even cancel culture can’t touch us. We’ve got secret mods that protect us from being canceled, so you can build and chat without fear of being called out for anything you say or do. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there and see what all the hype is about!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magic Items Found:	5068	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

KoreaCaregiverGoneWild

Abuse, caregiving industry, discrimination, excessive surveillance, Exploitation, FILIPINAS, foreign caregivers, foreign workers, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, KoreaCaregiverGoneWild, labor rights, legal protections, mental health, migrant labor, Migrant workers, overwork, pilot program, south korea, stress, working conditions

come join our epic minecraft server where 2 filipinas escaped from south korea cuz they were tired of being overworked and watched all the time like big brother! on our server, you can escape the surveillance and work as much or as little as you want! build a house, mine for diamonds, or just chill with other players who also escaped from crazy situations! it’s a wild ride, just like their escape story! so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Country Roads Server

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are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzaz? well come join our server where we teach you all about the science of “take me home country roads”! did you know that singing this song while mining diamonds actually increases your chances of finding rare ores? it’s true! we have a team of scientists studying the effects of john denver’s classic hit on minecraft gameplay. plus, our server is home to the world’s largest collection of virtual banjos. join now for a wild ride filled with music, science, and lots of LOLs!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.