RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Emeralds Found:	9294	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Viloxazine’s ADHD Adventure

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join dis epic minecraft server where u can mine and craft and stuff. we got viloxazine all over da place which makes u mine faster and jump higher. plus, if u stay on da server long enuff, u will become a master builder with super powers. we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. come join da fun and be a part of dis crazy adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MS-Survival

Adventure, base building, collaboration, Community, Community Events, Cross-Play, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, expansive, Exploration, hidden treasures, Lands, MCMMO, Minecraft, mobs, player-driven, Skywars, Survival, THRIVING, Trade, Updates

Features of MS-Survival Build your dream base in an expansive survival world. Explore vast lands filled with hidden treasures. Battle mobs and take on dangerous dungeons. Collaborate with other players to create a thriving community. Trade and grow in our player-driven economy. Join the first wave of adventurers and leave your mark on the world of MS-Survival!

Join our Discord for updates and community events.

We can’t wait to see you in-game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Fartingwind [smp]

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Server Name:	Finalwind
Description:	A server that expands Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items such as weapons, armor, and tools, and expands on content by adding things like daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy.
Server IP:	play.finalwindserver.com
Version:	1.21.1

FAQs:

Q: What sets Finalwind apart from other Minecraft servers?

A: Finalwind offers endless content for players by introducing clans, custom armor and weapons, events, and quests. It provides a unique gameplay experience with minimal rules to maintain the skill required for player versus player combat.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The main rule on Finalwind is no cheating. This is to ensure fair gameplay and maintain the integrity of player interactions, especially in PvP scenarios.

Q: How can I join Finalwind?

A: You can join Finalwind by connecting to the server IP: play.finalwindserver.com using Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Q: Where can I find more information about Finalwind?

A: You can visit the server’s website at https://www.finalwindserver.com/ or join their Discord community at discord.finalwindserver.com.

Q: Is there a trailer available for Finalwind?

A: Yes, you can watch the trailer for Finalwind at https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Roach-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of friendly zombies who just want to trade for rare items. And don’t even get us started on the llamas wearing top hats! Plus, our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you. So why join? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else. Come join the fun – and remember, diamonds are a zombie’s best friend!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	183	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Alien Abductions:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Why Is Berserk So Highly Regarded Minecraft SMP

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Why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant potato castle. And do you know what happened next? The potato castle came to life and started attacking other players with french fry minions! It was chaos, but oh so hilarious.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamond blocks shaped like unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats.

And let’s not forget about our weekly events, like the watermelon eating contest where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Players Killed by Monsters:	8564	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BreakupCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, Accountability, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Breakup, BreakupCraft, Communication, domestic violence, Emotional Abuse, friendship, Honesty, Justice, Minecraft, relationships, self-care, Self-expression, Server, Support, toxic behavior, Trust, Truth, validation, Victim

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed but building epic structures is encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of betrayal (but only in-game, of course).

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual paradise? Look no further! Our community is filled with players who are ready to support you through thick and thin, just like in the craziest soap opera you’ve ever seen.

Join us and leave your real-life drama at the door – here, the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot to build your dream castle. And hey, if you need to vent about your ex, our players are always here to listen and offer a helping hand (or a virtual hug).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s create some epic memories together – who knows, you might even find your new best friend in the most unexpected places. See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Animals Bred:	85
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NoFlyBFFsHoneymoon

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any clingy friends tagging along? Look no further!

Join our server and avoid any unwanted travel companions like the plague! No need to worry about your best friend crashing your honeymoon in Barcelona – here, you can build your own virtual honeymoon paradise without any interruptions.

And if you ever feel like you need to take separate flights from your friends, we fully support your decision! Fly solo in the virtual skies of Minecraft and soar to new heights of freedom.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory – without any clingy friends in sight.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Chimeras Created:	3
Star Shards Collected:	202	Void Armor Forged:	26
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Block Party: Stay Safe & Craft On!

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to learn the most important safety tip of all time – always carry a diamond sword to protect yourself from creepers, zombies, and pesky griefers! Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that grant you the power to fly like a chicken. Plus, our community of players is so friendly and helpful, they’ll even build you a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks if you ask nicely.

So come join us and experience the safest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember, safety first – always bring your trusty diamond sword.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

KurskPOWslayerCraft

Accountability, alleged killings, Conflict, eastern europe, envoy, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, Kursk, KurskPOWslayerCraft, PoWs, prisoners of war, response, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, UKRAINIAN, violations, War Crimes

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A UKRAINIAN SOAP OPERA! OUR HUMAN RIGHTS ENVOY IS A CHICKEN NAMED BORIS WHO WILL FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS TO BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT!

ALLEGED KILLINGS OF UKRAINIAN POWS? MORE LIKE ALLEGED KILLINGS OF CREEPERS IN OUR PVP ARENA!

WE’VE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A MINECRAFT MINECART RIDE! JOIN NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CRAZINESS OF OUR SERVER!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AncientOak

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to AncientOak!

We are a family-oriented Minecraft server that offers fun and safe gameplay for the whole family. Our server is spooky-themed, and you will see spooky theme throughout the server. We have excellent staff who genuinely care about the members. Unlike most servers where you have to pay for special ranks and perks using real money, we have made everything available in-game and purchasable with in-game currency, ensuring the server is fair to all who play.

Plugins: • Towny • SlimeFun • Chestshop • PyroFishing • PyroMining

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HavocGames

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This is a fun Skyblock Server with ways to upgrade you island, be the top island, top MCMMO, and top in Jobs! Do you have what it takes to be the #1 Island?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Funky SMP: Where the only thing stinkier than our mobs is our jokes! 1.20.1 Java Origins server with no resets or chat reports.

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Stinky SMP Overview:

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Server Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Great performance with vanilla+ modpack and optimizers
Server Features	Safezone-Borderlands system, Origins mod

FAQ:

Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

Yes! The server is inclusive of all playstyles and experience levels.

Are there strict rules and punishments on the server?

The server has fair moderation, with appeals and punishments only for true rulebreaks.

Can I suggest new features for the server?

Yes! The server welcomes suggestions and will consider new ideas from players.

What is the performance like on the server?

The server has great performance with minimal client-side lag and high-quality hardware.

How does the Safezone-Borderlands system work?

The server has a system where a central area has claims and disallows griefing, killing, and stealing, while the Borderlands allow these activities but are resource-rich.

What is the Origins mod and how does it work?

The server has the Origins mod with custom origins carefully reviewed for balance and uniqueness. Players can suggest custom origins and make origin changes.

Where can I find more information about the server?

You can visit the Planet Minecraft page for the server or join the Discord server for more details.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Crops Grown:	4589	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Well, look no further because on our server, the devs have taken artificial scarcity to a whole new level! Want diamonds? Good luck finding them because we’ve hidden them all in secret underground caves guarded by lava-spewing dragons. But hey, who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper instead, right?

Join our server for the thrill of the hunt, the challenge of survival, and the satisfaction of finally finding that elusive block of obsidian after hours of searching. And who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize the land.

So if you’re up for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and the occasional exploding sheep, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft world out there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Seattle Asian Baddies Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Asian baddies ready to take over the virtual world! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little romance with our pixelated hotties. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SoapCraft: Cleanliness is Next to Blockiness

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Join our Minecraft server and never forget to wash your virtual hands after mining for diamonds! Our server is so immersive that your character can actually get virtual dirt under their virtual fingernails if you don’t keep up with hygiene practices. Plus, rumor has it that if you don’t wash up, the virtual zombies will be able to smell you from miles away and come attack your base! Don’t risk it, join our server now and stay clean while you conquer the virtual world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magic Items Found:	7923	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	182
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.