RedstoneRuskiCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LePenCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, allegations, Corruption, Court, denial, embezzlement, EU, Europe, far right, French, French politics, Justice, Legal, LePenCraft, Marine Le Pen, Minecraft, National Rally, Politics, scandal, Server, trial, wrongdoing

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Care Minecraft Server

care, Crafty, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, self care activities, self care empowerment, self care goals, self care habits, self care ideas, self care inspiration, self care journey, self care motivation, self care rituals, self care tips, self love, self-care, self-care awareness, self-care practices, self-care quotes, self-care routine, self-care strategies, Server, wellness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

8 ounces, burger joint, burger king, BURGERS, condiment, creamy, DELICIOUS, Dip, dressing, fast food, fast food chain, free, Free Tub, Giveaway, limited time offer, Minecraft, Promotion, Ranch, Ranch Dressing, Savory, smp, Tasty

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CatTortureCraft

animal abuse, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Boss, cat, CatTortureCraft, court case, criminal behavior, criminal charges, death, guilty plea, justice system, legal proceedings, no contest, NRA, plea deal, pleaded, Sadistic, torture, violent crime

come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Buildings Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Solaris

building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Farming, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Sapling SMP

2024.., Community, community-driven, Cross-Play, Economy, Engaging, Experience, gameplay, Gaming, innovation, Journey, Minecraft, multiplayer, next generation, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Sapling SMP, Server, Special, Survival, Unique, Veteran

Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8213
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

1.16-1.20, 1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, ChaosGrief, Cheats, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, minecraft server, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, WIP, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3537	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Emeralds Found:	5451	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

Autofarms, BUILD, city, Development, Experience, Experiment, Farms, Future, gameplay, Infrastructure, lategame, Minecraft, Network, Property, Rail, Redstone, Resets, Roads, Server, Shenanigans, Shops, simp, simptastic, smp, stores, Towns, townspeople, Urban

Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

Description	Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
Server Age	Four years old
Features	– Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing city?	Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
How can I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
What is the server focus?	The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Crops Grown:	4424	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Star Shards Collected:	235
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ores Mined:	9033

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Soywalk Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Break, cheers, gone, look after, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, nature walk, outdoor activity, Peace, quiet time, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, Server, solitude, soywalk, Thread, Tranquility, well-being

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

1080p, 2024.., 39.5 GiB, anna, ANNA KENDRICK, AVC, debut, directorial, directorial debut, hour, Kendricks, Minecraft, nani, PCM 5.1, REMUX, smp, Theater, WOMAN, WOMAN OF THE HOUR

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting

blended families, college fund, college savings, college tuition, dad’s affair child, DadsAffairChildNoFundsSplitting, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, Family secrets, Family Support, financial decisions, inheritance issues., moral dilemmas, parental betrayal, parental responsibilities, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step siblings, trust issues

So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a family drama more intense than a soap opera. Imagine building your dream castle while dodging your dad’s secret son who’s trying to steal your college fund! Will you team up with your siblings to take down the evil dad and his mistress, or will you join forces with the long-lost brother to claim your rightful share of the treasure? With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes

everyday annoyances, insignificant issues, insignificant viewpoints, meaningless arguments, minor annoyances, minor disagreements, OpinionatedSMP, Personal preferences, Pet Peeves, small grievances, strong opinions, trivial attitudes, trivial beliefs, trivial debates, trivial matters, trivial opinions, trivial perspectives, trivial thoughts, trivial viewpoints, TrivialTakes, unimportant matters, unremarkable topics

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a virtual potato farm. Trust us, it’s worth it. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Enchantments Applied:	170	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks

awkward, blocks, Challenges, changes, Evolution, growth, Identity, introspection, Journey, lessons learned, life experiences, life stages, Milestones, personal growth, PhaseCraft, Phases, reflections, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, transformation, transitions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a crazy funhouse!

Join us and embark on a wild journey through different phases of Minecraft life, from building epic castles to battling dragons in the Nether. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our world!

So why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your wildest dreams come true (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyIsraelStrike

Conflict, CraftyIsraelStrike, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Iran-Israel Relations, Iranian military, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military strategy, Netanyahu, Netanyahu administration, nuclear targets, Officials, oil targets, SECURITY, strike, Tensions, U.S

So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. We got crazier stuff happening than Netanyahu threatening to strike Iran. Like, we don’t mess with nuclear or oil targets, we go straight for the Minecraft military bases. It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of virtual warfare and build some epic bases to defend against the craziest attacks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone. So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Mayan Y2K Glitch

2012, Ancient civilization, ancient society, Apocalypse, Astronomy, Calendar, Civilization, computer bug, culture, Doomsday, End of the World, glitch, History, Mayan, mayans, Mesoamerica, prediction, Problem, Prophecy, Technology, timekeeping, y2k

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a mayan temple that will make you think the world is ending in 2012 all over again! our y2k problem is so intense, you’ll be dodging virtual asteroids and running from virtual zombies like your life depends on it! but don’t worry, our friendly staff will guide you through the chaos and make sure you survive the mayan apocalypse with a smile on your face. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the end of the world in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.