so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
Towns Built: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
Treasure Maps Found: 11 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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