so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
Wilderness Tamed: 20 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
Horror Stories Survived: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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