come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you pee your pants with laughter!

we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!

build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!

but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 2845 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Gods Slained: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
Love Letters Sent: 20 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP

    No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP
    Hey gamers, looking to get in on some wild and wacky action? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to gamble your way to victory! We’ve got non-KYC exchanges that will blow your mind – no need to worry about boring old regulations here. And forget about those Ethereum dexes, we’ve got our own crazy trading platform that will have you trading like a pro in no time. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Falling into the Void: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • ShowerCraftVIP

    ShowerCraftVIP
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

    Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 525455 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CraftyMind SMP

    CraftyMind SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CraftySaverz

    CraftySaverz
    Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Emeralds Found: 7056 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Void Gems Collected: 35

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • SpyCraftChemWars

    SpyCraftChemWars
    So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Potions Brewed: 118
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Gods Slained: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

    SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact
    so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Magic Items Found: 3512
    Dimension Hops: 11 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Sad Fact Minecraft Server

    Sad Fact Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Based Peter Minecraft SMP

    Based Peter Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 90 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • BrotherlyBlockage

    BrotherlyBlockage
    🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

    Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

    But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Towns Built: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 32
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

    TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”
    If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

    So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Farms Harvested: 292
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • FreebieCraft

    FreebieCraft
    Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

    TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

    we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

    join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

    so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 46
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Animals Bred: 169 Emeralds Found: 841
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BlockyBanterMC

    BlockyBanterMC
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 58 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • OnlyNations

    OnlyNations

    OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • 🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

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    Top server for top players – MineBars!

    Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6

    ★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP

    ★ Unique plugins made by our programmers

    ★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

    ★ Experienced administrators and assistants

    ★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes

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    ★➜ IP – MBars.net

    ★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru

    ★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

    ★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars

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    A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

    With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

    Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!

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    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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