come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you pee your pants with laughter!

we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!

build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!

but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 100 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 1596
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Infinity Stones Found: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0

    Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0
    Welcome to Total Anarchy – The best Anarchy Minecraft server in 2024!
    Server IP: total-anarchy.us

    Anarchy at Its Finest:

    • No bans, no limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server!
    • Hack like a pro, with only kicks for attempts.
    • No bans, just mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off.

    Pure Vanilla Thrills:

    • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands!
    • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland!
    • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft.

    World Exploration Awaits:

    • Uncover a sprawling 3×3 million block world border.
    • Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0 – rediscover your path or forge a new one, redefining your survival journey!
    • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation.

    No Teleports, No Shortcuts:

    • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands.

    Hard Difficulty, No Compromises:

    • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!
    • Uncover the █████ below spawn – good luck!

    Behind the Curtains:

    • Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.20.4).
    • Robust hardware in New York – powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores, NVMe SSD ensuring a lag-free experience.

    Support the Chaos:

    • Vote or donate to color your name in chat – stand out amidst the chaos and back our vibrant community!

    Engage with the Chaos Makers:

    • Join our Discord for updates and lively discussions. Server owner, StinkyEnderwear, is on hand for technical queries.

    Server IP: total-anarchy.org

    Unleash the mayhem, embrace the anarchy, and savor Minecraft in an entirely new light!

    FAQ

    Q: Are there any bans on the server?

    A: There are no bans on the server, but hate speech, hard slurs, and chat spam are not tolerated and may result in mutes.

    Q: Are there any shortcuts or teleports available?

    A: No, the server maintains a pure vanilla experience without any shortcuts or teleports commands.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server. Embrace the chaos and let loose in the survival wasteland.

    Q: What hardware does the server run on?

    A: The server is powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores and NVMe SSD, ensuring a lag-free experience for players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Dragon Scales Harvested: 345
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PixelCraft – Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for the craziest adventures in the virtual world of Minecraft. Our latest patch includes flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds!

    But that’s not all, our main information document is filled with tips and tricks on how to survive in this wild world. Need help planning your character? We’ve got character planners that will make your head spin with possibilities.

    And don’t even get me started on our interactive map. It’s like Google Maps on steroids, leading you to hidden treasures and epic battles.

    Oh, and did we mention the group password is “erg”? It’s like a secret code to unlock even more insane adventures. And if you ever need a helping hand, just touch the Bloodstain and you’ll be teleported to a realm of infinite possibilities.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Gods Slained: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time

    Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than Wuthering Waves! This server is so fun, it’ll make your head spin like a confused chicken. And let’s talk about the aesthetics – it’s so pretty, it’ll make you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds just to fit in with the vibe.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Plus, the admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes like turning your pet pig into a dragon.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in Wuthering Waves? Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Dragons Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape

    CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build your own Scientology-inspired temple just like Tom Cruise! Who needs boring old castles when you can have a temple dedicated to the Church of Scientology in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Tom Cruise himself logs on to our server to escape the paparazzi and mine some diamonds in peace.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so wild and unpredictable that even cancel culture can’t touch us. We’ve got secret mods that protect us from being canceled, so you can build and chat without fear of being called out for anything you say or do. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Enchantments Applied: 50
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • KoreaCaregiverGoneWild

    KoreaCaregiverGoneWild
    come join our epic minecraft server where 2 filipinas escaped from south korea cuz they were tired of being overworked and watched all the time like big brother! on our server, you can escape the surveillance and work as much or as little as you want! build a house, mine for diamonds, or just chill with other players who also escaped from crazy situations! it’s a wild ride, just like their escape story! so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Crafty Country Roads Server

    Crafty Country Roads Server
    are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzaz? well come join our server where we teach you all about the science of “take me home country roads”! did you know that singing this song while mining diamonds actually increases your chances of finding rare ores? it’s true! we have a team of scientists studying the effects of john denver’s classic hit on minecraft gameplay. plus, our server is home to the world’s largest collection of virtual banjos. join now for a wild ride filled with music, science, and lots of LOLs!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 367 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Mines Excavated: 2421

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Nano Crystal Revolution

    Nano Crystal Revolution
    haha so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got like, the sickest nanocrystals that make ur solar panels and TV screens like, super duper efficient and high performance. we got scientists up in here makin’ molecules stick to these tiny crystals like glue, makin’ shapes that will blow ur mind. join us and be part of the revolution, yo! who knew minecraft could be this lit?! come on, don’t be a square, join us now and be part of somethin’ epic!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware: APOTHEOSIS. – A server with a custom survival world with lore, towns, a full economy, shops and a lot more! immerse yourself in the beautiful lands and try finding all the lore to piece together, create or join a town or nation and make a lot of friends(or enemies.)

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Farms Harvested: 372

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Cookie Craft Prison

    Cookie Craft Prison

    Cookie Craft Prison Revamped 2024! Back from over a decade ago, we have remade the prison server from the ground up including features loved from the original. Activities include mining, ranking up, prestiging, playing minigames, gaining minetokens, enchanting your pickaxe, upgrading your backpack, and more! Currently in a closed beta, opening soon!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

    Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

    Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region

    Server Overview

    Welcome to Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region, where your journey begins in a world full of possibilities and adventure! In this vast and diverse land, your choices will shape your destiny. Join the Ranger Corps, become a Trainer or Gym Leader, or operate in the shadows with the Obsidian Collective. The server is content creator and lore-driven, with a focus on 18+ members. Your adventure awaits!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server if I am under 18? No, the server is focused on 18+ members.
    How do I become a Gym Leader? You can apply to be a Gym Leader and may need to build your own gym. Two towns are available for building or you can create your own town.
    Is the server whitelist only? Yes, the server is whitelist only. Join the Discord and complete an application to join.
    Where can I join the Discord server? https://discord.gg/ChS86cwp

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server

    No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of adulting and facing the dreaded Monday blues? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the responsibilities of the real world and dive into a pixelated paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and building epic structures.

    Join us and say goodbye to boring meetings and deadlines, and hello to a world where the only boss is the Ender Dragon (and let’s be real, you can totally take him down with your epic diamond sword skills).

    So come on, forget about work tomorrow and come play with us on our server where the only thing you’ll be mining is blocks, not data. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Nappy Haired Zoomer Minecraft SMP

    Nappy Haired Zoomer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can customize your character to look like a nappy haired nigger (whatever that means)!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of random objects, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a group of mischievous llamas. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the loot for yourself?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Animals Bred: 133
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • DadMissedBdayMCServer

    DadMissedBdayMCServer
    Hey guys! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride of family feuds, missed birthday parties, and heartfelt apologies. Our server is like no other, where players navigate through complex relationships and prioritize commitments over girlfriends (sorry, girlfriends!).

    Experience the thrill of holding loved ones accountable for their actions, forgiving them, but also being wary of future slip-ups. And don’t worry, if someone prioritizes a girlfriend over their grandchild, we’ll kick them out faster than you can say “Minecraft drama.”

    So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life choices. Who needs a soap opera when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Pixel Polyglot

    Pixel Polyglot
    Are you tired of only speaking in “Minecraftian” on other servers? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn any language fluently just by joining! Want to speak fluent Pig Latin? Done. How about fluent Simlish? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can finally understand what those pesky villagers are saying! Join now and expand your linguistic horizons in the most absurdly fun way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Star Shards Collected: 288
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • StarveCraft: No Food Zone

    StarveCraft: No Food Zone
    Yo, forget about that boring real world news, come join our Minecraft server where we have unlimited virtual food for everyone! We got so much virtual steak and virtual cake, you won’t even remember what real food tastes like. Plus, we have a secret underground farm where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes, so you’ll never go hungry. Join now and save yourself from the UN’s food blockade in northern Gaza…or something like that. Just come play Minecraft with us, it’s way more fun than starving in real life, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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