so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join rn! like, russia tried to crash our party at the UN summit, but we were like nah bro, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons in our server. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft community ever! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone. join us now and be a part of the madness!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 17
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Pixelated Data Fun

    Pixelated Data Fun
    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS DAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS DAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON. ALSO, OUR DIAMOND ORES ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE AND OUR VILLAGERS SELL UNICORNS AS PETS.

    ONE TIME, A PLAYER FOUND A SECRET PORTAL THAT LEAD TO A LAND FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS WHO GAVE OUT FREE DIAMOND ARMOR. AND ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER ACCIDENTALLY TURNED INTO A MERMAID AND STARTED SWIMMING IN THE LAVA OCEAN.

    SO IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW! #YOLO #MINECRAFTMADNESS

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Can’t terra what’s on this TerraCraft server, it’s a crafty business!

    Can’t terra what’s on this TerraCraft server, it’s a crafty business!

    Welcome to TerraCraft!

    Server Owners 1aiden2 and IAmSpade
    Latest Update 1.18.2
    World Border 60 million blocks

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/cSDXpeBr

    The server features a unique world generation system using terralith and tectonic after the first 10,000 blocks.

    The server has never been wiped and plans to stay that way for a long-term experience.

    Quality of Life Plugins

    • Infinite Villager Trading
    • Carpet
    • MaxEnchantX
    • ViaFabric
    • Invisible item frames
    • 1024 block build height limit
    • Better armor stands
    • Proximity voice chat

    Key Features

    • Server open 24/7
    • One extra afk account allowed per player for farms
    • Mods like litematica allowed for builds

    Server Rules

    1. No griefing
    2. No stealing
    3. No hack clients or x-ray texture packs
    4. No intentional lag machines
    5. No derogatory terms in chat
    6. Contact owners for concerns
    7. Legitimate afk accounts only

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join with any Minecraft version? Yes, you can join with any version.
    Do you plan on wiping the server? No, the server has never been wiped and will not be wiped.
    What happens if I break the rules? Breaking the rules may result in a ban from the server. Contact the owners for clarification.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4131 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Work and Experience Minecraft Server

    Work and Experience Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only job you can get is mining or farming? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have the most outrageous jobs ever! Want to be a professional unicorn wrangler? We got you covered. How about a professional banana peeler? We’ve got a job for that too! Join our server and let your imagination run wild with the craziest jobs you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to get down and boogie. Join us and party with creepers, skeletons, and even the elusive Ender Dragon! Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So why are jobs like this on our server? Because we believe in making Minecraft fun, wacky, and totally unpredictable. Join us and see for yourself why our server is the craziest place to be in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Alien Abductions: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 62 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /amateur game development general/

    Minecraft SMP – /amateur game development general/
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Why should you join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Llamas. Wearing. Top hats. And. Monocles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a giant pink flamingo that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Don’t believe me? Come see for yourself.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. Because why not? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • WindowPeekWars

    WindowPeekWars
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing skins is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time where you can flaunt your pixelated self without fear of judgment from nosy neighbors.

    Our server is perfect for those who refuse to change their habits for anyone, especially when it comes to expressing themselves in their own virtual home. Embrace your inner Minecraft fashionista and show off your unique style without worrying about being called a “whore” by angry neighbors.

    Join us for a community of players who understand the importance of self-expression and who support each other in being true to themselves, even if it means changing in front of a window. So why settle for boring blinds or changing in a different area when you can join our server and let your creativity run wild? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft fashion icon on our server!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • PoopBaggersMC SMP

    PoopBaggersMC SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any poop bags left on the ground! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that their house was so shiny, it blinded all who dared to look at it. But that’s not all – they also tamed a pet creeper and rode it into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Talk about epic!

    But that’s not the only reason to join our server. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And did I mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of their wand? True story.

    So if you’re tired of boring old servers where people leave poop bags lying around, come join us and experience a world of magic, adventure, and endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even find a diamond block house of your own!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • SufferCraft: Build Character!

    SufferCraft: Build Character!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and embrace the chaos as suffering becomes your best friend in shaping your character and worldview. Want to become a tough warrior? Well, get ready to face endless hordes of zombies and creepers that will test your strength and resilience.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so hardcore that even the blocks themselves will try to sabotage you. Imagine trying to build a house only for the blocks to suddenly disappear or turn into lava! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode all the time.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will push you to your limits and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Who needs rainbows and unicorns when you can have suffering and chaos instead?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 24
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • DesertCraft: NK Army LOLZ

    DesertCraft: NK Army LOLZ
    So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where desertions are like, totally surging in the N. Korean army corps? It’s like, so wild, man. But don’t worry, we’re not gonna inspect you or anything, we just want you to join our server and have a blast!

    Like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of N. Korean soldiers start deserting left and right. It’s like a party up in here! And don’t even get me started on the crazy adventures you’ll have with these rogue soldiers. They’ll be your new besties, I swear.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a North Korean inspection, then this is the place for you. Join now and become part of the desertion revolution! It’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 38
    Ores Mined: 3413 Runes Activated: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • McEvolution: Where the blocks evolve faster than your mom’s wifi speed! 1.20.4

    McEvolution: Where the blocks evolve faster than your mom’s wifi speed! 1.20.4
    Server IP mcevolution.org
    Java Version 1.20.4

    What is MCEvolution? MCEvolution is a Java Minecraft server all about fun events, exciting minigames, and building a welcoming community!

    We aim to host unique events every two weeks, with past highlights like UHC Bingo, Turf Wars, and Survival Games. Our community helps decide what’s next through polls, so you’re always part of the action!

    What Gamemodes Are Available ❓

    Currently, we offer three game modes: crystal clash, disasters, and one-block skyblock

    💎 Crystal Clash Battle it out in teams across three floating islands, each harboring a magical crystal. Unlock items through lucky blocks 🎲 to gain powerful abilities and gear. Be the first team to capture all the crystals and claim victory! 🏆

    🌪️ Disasters Can you survive five minutes of chaos? In Disasters, you’ll face everything from natural catastrophes to man-made and even supernatural threats! 🌩️ Scavenge the map for gear and use strategy (and a bit of luck 🍀)

    🌎 One-Block Skyblock (currently in beta) Start with just a single regenerating block and work your way through a series of unique environments! 🏝️ Expand your island, gather resources, and survive with only the materials from that one block as you progress toward the ultimate goal! 🏗️

    Join our Discord for more updates and information https://discord.com/invite/kD9GTEssqr

    FAQ

    How often are events hosted on MCEvolution?

    Events are hosted every two weeks, providing players with a variety of activities to participate in and enjoy.

    What are some past highlights of events on MCEvolution?

    Some past event highlights include UHC Bingo, Turf Wars, and Survival Games, showcasing the diverse range of activities available to players.

    What game modes are currently available on MCEvolution?

    Currently, MCEvolution offers three game modes: Crystal Clash, Disasters, and One-Block Skyblock. Each mode provides a unique gameplay experience for players.

    How can I stay updated on the latest information and updates for MCEvolution?

    Players can join the MCEvolution Discord server to stay connected with the community, receive updates on events and activities, and engage in discussions with other players.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Towns Built: 9 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in your virtual world!

    Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a castle made entirely of cheese!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this majestic creature and have all your Minecraft dreams come true?

    So say goodbye to mundane servers and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime in a world where anything can happen, even in your own…cunt.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2047 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Is this Android or iOS? Minecraft SMP

    Is this Android or iOS? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a diamond sword in a world of stone tools! Join us and experience the most epic adventures, the craziest builds, and the wildest shenanigans this side of the Nether!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the End where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair.

    So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the insanity begin! Just remember, when someone asks “Is this Android or iOS?” the only correct answer is “It’s Minecraft, baby!”

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP

    LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is all about pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft and having a ton of laughs along the way.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and host epic llama dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance.

    So why join our SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the sky is purple, the oceans are made of jelly, and the only rule is to have as much fun as possible? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • RiskCraft: YOLO Mineventure!

    RiskCraft: YOLO Mineventure!
    Have you ever risked it all by jumping off a cliff into a pool of lava in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you take on crazy challenges and see if your risky moves pay off. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure at the bottom of that lava pool! So come on, join us and take the biggest risk of your Minecraft life – you won’t regret it (probably)!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • LebanonCraft: Macron’s Stand

    LebanonCraft: Macron’s Stand
    Join our epic Minecraft server and build like a boss! Macron totally supports us, just like he supports Lebanon! We’re all about peace and deescalation, just like Macron! Plus, we have zero mention of Hezbollah, just like Macron! So come on down and craft with us, because Macron said so!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Blocky Adventures | First-Time Fun

    Blocky Adventures | First-Time Fun
    Yo yo yo, welcome to our cray cray Minecraft server where we take you on a wild ride through the frontiers of your imagination! We got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow!

    Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of positive emotional experiences with your first time mining that diamond ore! Our server is so lit, you’ll be addicted faster than you can say “creeper, aw man.”

    But beware, once you start playing on our server, you’ll be at risk of developing a substance use disorder…for Minecraft! You’ll be up all night building the most epic structures and battling mobs like a boss.

    So come on, join us on this wild journey through the frontiers of Minecraft and let’s see if you can resist the addictive charm of our server! Trust us, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget…or maybe you will, who knows, we’re just here to have fun!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 77
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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