so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Dragon Eggs Found: 8059
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
Potions Brewed: 126 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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