Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that grants you three wishes. Want to fly like a chicken? Done. Want a chicken army to do your bidding? Consider it done.
And if you’re feeling peckish, head on over to our Chicken Cafe where you can feast on all things poultry – from chicken nuggets to chicken parmigiana. Just be careful not to anger the Chick-Fil-Army, a group of militant chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their delicious brethren.
So what are you waiting for? Join HOT CHICK HEAVEN today and prepare for a clucking good time!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8218 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant statue of a soyjack, towering over the spawn point. Legend has it that if you can climb to the top of the statue and do a backflip, you’ll be granted three wishes by the soyjack gods. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning.
Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off in a heated duel, when suddenly a wild herd of llamas comes charging in, spitting at everyone in sight. Chaos ensues as players try to fend off the llamas while still trying to take down their opponent. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the disco chicken. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a disco chicken, it will lead you to a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But be warned, the disco chicken is a fickle creature and will only reveal its secrets to those who can dance the Macarena flawlessly.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a wild, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, when in doubt, just dance the Macarena.
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 163 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
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| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling Korean players who are actually secret agents from Canada! That’s right, these Koreans are the buryats of Canada, and they are here to take over the server with their epic building skills and top-notch PvP tactics.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained as you navigate through our server. From uncovering hidden treasure chests filled with diamond blocks to riding on the backs of flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment in our SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Korean buryat agent along the way!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4222 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing pandas appear and start a flash mob in your mine shaft. Or how about riding on the back of a flying pig as you soar through the skies and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword?
But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so wild, you’ll never want to leave. From Serenade Promenade where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”, to Decagrammaton where you’ll face off against a giant boss that’s part octopus, part disco ball.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of VTubers decided to take over the Minecraft world. They built castles made of diamonds, rode pigs into battle, and tamed dragons with their incredible singing skills. And now, they’re looking for new recruits to join their wacky escapades!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll gain the power to speak every language in the universe. Yes, even alien languages from distant planets! Imagine the possibilities of communicating with extraterrestrial beings while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity you can’t afford to miss.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey of VTubers, Universe exploration, and Minecraft madness. Who knows what kind of hilarious adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 29 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 4804 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that when you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. Rumor has it that whoever finds this banana will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be prepared for unexpected twists and turns, like riding llamas into battle or having dance parties with creepers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Our server is so romantic, even the creepers are looking for love. Watch out for those explosive love letters they’ll leave you!
We have a special Valentine’s Day event where players can participate in a Minecraft version of The Bachelor. Will you accept this rose block?
So come join us on our server and let’s make 2023 the year of love and laughter in the world of blocks and mobs!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2635 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 38 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.
But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.
So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 11 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 6651 | Potions Brewed: | 141 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
