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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 2255 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Chimeras Created: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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